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"okay rock paper scissors. However loses has to go do the damn coca-cola commercial."
 
Right, put your nose against mine and close your mouth. Then if we bump crotches, we'll make a lovely heart shape simply by using our furry bodies...

Cuzzin Alyce! Aunty Sonja! How you two doin'? Nice backdrop in the photo, peeps.
 
Stop me if you've heard this one...

"So, this walrus waddles into a bar--"

"And the bartender says, 'That's our seal of approval!' I love that one!"
 
"I finally made it, I am going to be a star. Sure its just a small part on a TV pilot but I think it can go places."

"What's the name of the show?"

"Lost or something."
 
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