Caption this!

[Liontamr]

I need some help with my personal web site.. I have a pretty cool pic that I want to put up on the front page but I need a cool and funny caption to go with it!

Any ideas?

'Fraid there really is no prize for coming up with the caption I pick to use.. Other than just the glory you get on here and a mention on my web site.

 

[Liontamr]

You gotta be kidding me...

No one has any witty lines for this?? It doesn't even have to be about hockey... Make it an obscure reference to an orgy you were at two weeks ago!

C'mon people work with me here...

 

[Basia]

"Friends don't let friends play Hockey drunk."

 

[Anais Dahl]

www.hockeymanwhores.com

 

[Mistress]

"When I shouted Orgy I meant the group not you guys you fucking pervs!"

 

[APhil]

"Not exactly the smartest on the team, Todd thought he could just jump in and make friends with the other team during a game."

 

[Always]

"All the protection gear is a good idea when playing hockey, but it proves a problem to remove for the after-game orgy."


*a moment later sees Mistress' statement and grins* great minds think alike.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

"Hey, while you are down there, could you retie the laces on my skates for me? Thanks!"

 

[perks]

"In the naaaaaame hah of JaaaaaySUS, come out devils!"

 

[teddybear4play]

"In the naaaaaame hah of JaaaaaySUS, come out devils!"

Dammit! I was going to say that!

Guy on far left: "Yeah, kind of like that, but when I was fucking her I was between her legs."
Other guys watching: "And then what??"

TB4p

 

[Liontamr]

These are all great!!!

I will probably use a rotating image so that all of them can be used.

Thanks all!

(Of course, more are welcome!)

 

[calypso_21]

"This is the last time I come here for dinner!"

"Waiter? Check please!"

 

[Alyrahh]

"Get up damnit, I prefer my men have ALL their teeth!"

 

[Liontamr]

Just a couple of ideas I had of my own:



"Damnit for the last time you can not be our sweet baboo! Now get outta our bench!"



#7: I found him standing in front of our goal.. Can we keep him??

 

[Maiden-hunter]

Look guys we'er the TEAM we don't have to sneak into the game in the boot (trunk) of the car

 

[brokenbrainwave]

"calimity hits the ice in a mad rush to the glory hole"

 

[desert spike]

You were supposed to be grabbing for the puck stupid not my balls.

 

[Liontamr]

I'm gonna go with APhil's for now on the site, but in time I'll probably use all of these because they are all good!

Thanks all!!

(And if there are any others out there, feel free to add!)

 

[Tap-Out]

"I remember I was dressed real nice...
The preacher asked me a question...
I said 'I do'...
And later that evening I found my brain in this guy's underpants."

 

[HeavyStick]

"You put your left foot in......."

"It's raining men...Hallelujah"

 

[Saytur]

Havoc erupted on the ice today when "Beans" LaFume inadvertently farted himself onto the opposing teams bench . . . film at 11:00.