Caption This Pic Please, Or I Kill The Kitten

Beer its whats for dinner.

The before picture in the beer facial contest.

Just one pint a day can give you tits like these and a smoother complexion.
 
In the old days when a man went to the bathroom all he had to do was spit in his beer to stop it being stolen
 
See, here I'm just confused by the hardcore cowboy hat, the semi-slutty housewife shirt and the beer between the two. I cannot caption the picture for this reason.
 
Introducing

I Chi Kun the famous porn star from "Crocodile dun me"
 
the heads we give in japan are as good as anything you'd get from a german
 
YOU KEEP AWAY FROM THAT KITTEN!

(That's my caption for the pic.)
 
Oh wait... I have an alternate caption!

"WILL YOU LOOK AT THOSE FJORDS! HOT DAMN!!!"
 
"Before my boyfriend discovered Lone Star beer, I looked like a Sumo Wrestler."
 
"I just LOVE a foamy head!"

or if you wanna be a little scandalous:

"I just RUV a foamy head!"
 
I like the way her left braid is doing. Cute little tuft....
 
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