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voluptuary_manque
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Oh Horace, keep it up, keep it uuuuupppp!
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The brides allergy to grass, even the touch of grass would cause her to grow man legs and wear wing tips, was the worst case I ever encountered.
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Daddy! You were only supposed to hold my hand as you walk me down the isle!
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After years of hearing, "Not until we're married", Bob just couldn't wait any longer for his first taste of his new bride.
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"Darling, are you sure this is a wedding custom in your country?"
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"Yes mother, they're stilts and I know he's a clown, but I'm marrying Boffo."
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Knowing their wedding party was going to a bit scarce, Tommy had little snack during the photo shoot.
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