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We're free to escape if we only had our clothes!
TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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"Whose idea was it to bring those women home?"
Emperor_Nero
Ever have 1 of those days
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David the Gnome had wondered for years about the BDSM lifestyle ... now Tom, Dick and modest Harry were going to show him
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Sick of hearing about his adventures working for Travelocity...
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Big Ears was more worried about explaining it to Noddy...
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Seeing one of their number being kidnapped by an alien mushroom, the elves then believed in flying saucers.
Xelebes
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Let's see the Jones top this!
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"Uncle Paul? Cousin Jason? Little Billy? Grandpa!!!!"
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I didn't know Travelocity booked kiny tours?
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"And that, boys and girls, is why you should never, ever make fun of the Flying Monkeys."
michchick98
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Travelocity never told us nudity and bondage was in our contract!
Wicked Queen: "Tell me where the fuck Snow White is or I'll bring the lawn mower."
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When good gnomes go bad
AvoidingRealWork
What? Me?? Never!
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1. Strip Juergen naked, tie, and gag him.
2. Everyone else get naked.
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2. Everyone else get naked.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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DAMN YOU MARIO!!!
