Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How come it doesn't sound as good on CD?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Because the scratches add soul.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

A life lesson?

 

[lovetoread]

What exactly is a Captain Fantastic?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Same thing as a Pinball Wizard.

 

[Rambling Rose]

There has to be a twist.

 

[Rambrat]

someone saved my life tonight...

RR...nice ass...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes it is. Now show us the R.

 

[riff]

It's hard to write a song with bitter fingers!

I have it on vinyl. It doesn't sound as good on CD? Really? Truly?

My damned Jesus Christ Superstar (COMPLETE SET) still has not arrived yet!

 

[riff]

And I don't know what I should do tonight. I guess it's party time in the Tower of Babel.

 

[missy2]

I have both---much better on vinyl.


Do yourself a favor--the meal ticket does the rest!

 

[riff]

I have both---much better on vinyl.


Do yourself a favor--the meal ticket does the rest!

Well, here goes. Putting it on now.

Just someone his mother might know....

 

[riff]

And all this talk of Jesus, coming back to see us, ummmmm-hmmmmm

Couldn't fool us!

 

[miles]

I agree - LP's in reasonably good condition always sound better than the CD. For some reason CD's sound flat. But LP's are such a pain in the ass!

 

[batesy1959]

It was a lovely evening last night, in fact you could sum it up by saying:

"The full moons bright and starlight filled the evening."

Then at the end of a night like that

"we all fall in love sometimes"


batesy1959

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Next they'll come out with something the size of a quarter that can hold 100 albums, and will sound even worse, and people will think we're advancing.

If the thorn in your rose is the thorn in your side,
You're better off dead if you haven't yet died.

 

[Rambling Rose]

If the thorn in your rose is the thorn in your side,
You're better off dead if you haven't yet died.

Should I be hurt?

I rather liked it when your nose was hovering above and below my ass, Dixon. Let's do that again sometime.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I like your lyrics better than Bernie's.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I don't know. All the young girls love Alice.

 

[Marxist]

How come it doesn't sound as good on CD?

Because it was really easy to roll a joint on an album cover....CD cases do make an excellent surface to check if Marvin shorted me on my crack though.

 

[riff]

Someone call this Babylon, those hungry hunters, tracking down the hours.

 

[batesy1959]

Alice..... Tell me Rambling Rose is that crazy young Alice that you are talking about? If so did you leave her your number and did you tell her to wait till your husbands away?

Batesy 1959

 

[riff]

I'm gonna tell the world you're a dirty little girl. Someone grab that BITCH by the ears. Rub her down. Scrub her back. And turn her inside out. 'Cause I bet she.... I bet she.... let me tell you now, I bet she... oh, I bet she...

HASN'T HAD A BATH IN YEAR!

 

[riff]

The Captain and the Kid... stepping in the ring.....

Hardly a home on the range.
Too hot for the band, with a desperate desire for change.


from the end of the world to your town.....

 

[riff]

I'm going on the circuit
I'm doing all the clubs
And I really need a song, boys
To stir those workers up
And get their wives to sing it with me
Just like in the pubs
When I worked the good old pubs in Stephany.....