Can't we all just get along?

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon, twister isn't fun anymore.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh my gawd. I am appalled. I just uttered a blowsy, feel good platitude. Next thing you know I'll be running around snuggling everyone.

Do me a favor. Slap me.

 

[A_Jacks]

NO!

This discriminates against the arthritic.

 

[lavender]

 

[bluntforcemama]

I slapped you around enough as a child. Shouldn't that wear off eventually?

 

[gridiron]

With pleasure..

*lightly swats KM's delectable buns*

 

[Kymberley]

*slaps that sexy Muffin*


What the hell is wrong with you woman?

 

[A_Jacks]

Shit, too quick

SLAP!

Oh that felt good! May I have another?

 

[Calamity Jane]

*looking around for the pod*

They've taken Muffie! No one is safe! Run for the hills!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

"Can't we all just get along?" This from the lovably loudmouthed queen killer big wheeler cap-peeler of Literotica?

Wash your mouth out with soap, now...or next you'll have a kitten for an avatar.....

 

[pabloback]

takes hold of the big pink cannon and squirts chocolate sauce all over km's arse
PEOPLE FORM AN ORDERLY LINE TO LICK IT OFF

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm reserving my judgment...

but if you start giggling I am going to plug a pillow over your head like that big Indian orderly in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest and put you out of your misery.

 

[LukkyKnight]

C'mon, twister isn't fun anymore.

Oh great. Just when I thought I might finally have some of the basic stuff figured out around here look what happens.

Keep it up and your avatar will be forced to switch to a squirt gun.

 

[april-wine]

Where is the real KM......Looking around???? What the heck is going on around here........I am afraid VERY afraid.........

 

[pabloback]

Re: Re: Can't we all just get along?

Keep it up and your avatar will be forced to switch to a squirt gun.

it is a squirt gun
tell em km

 

[KillerMuffin]

*evil~snuggles pablo*

Whatever you say, guy. Hey, you got lavy-cooties now! Hahhahahahahahah I'm so evil.

 

[cymbidia]

Yeh.
It is a squirt gun.
(I prefer my illusions.)


Now what the fuck did you do with Muff?