Cannot Believe

[robin35]

Dear All the Ladies on Lit,
Cannot believe there is not a sexy woman out there who does not want to have some sexy chat or has a fantasy that they would love to have written for them.
I am sat here waiting patiently to fulfil your wish.
Love
Robin
xx

 

[MrWhitecoat87]

Dear All the Ladies on Lit,
Cannot believe there is not a sexy woman out there who does not want to have some sexy chat or has a fantasy that they would love to have written for them.
I am sat here waiting patiently to fulfil your wish.
Love
Robin
xx

that is a tripple negative man, read that sentence again, you'll see the mistake...

 

[robin35]

triple

Tell you what mate you learn to spell the word triple and I will take grammatical advice from you

 

[rachel7824]

that is a tripple negative man, read that sentence again, you'll see the mistake...

Doesn't a triple negative actually make it negative again?

 

[robin35]

hmmm

a negative plus a negative makes a plus so what do we do with the 3rd negative. lets just ignore it
xx

 

[rachel7824]

a negative plus a negative makes a plus so what do we do with the 3rd negative. lets just ignore it
xx

*Starts to give a nerdy math response, but bites tongue*

 

[robin35]

maths

nothing wrong with a nerdy maths response. would appreciate the solution

 

[CountMountula]

A double negative is a positive, so a triple negative is a negative. -2 x -2 = 4. -2 x -2 x -2 = -8.

 

[CountMountula]

Now, let's all get back to sex.

 

[TexasJohn]

*Starts to give a nerdy math response, but bites tongue*

Dear Rachel, I just stumbled upon one of your postings and your erotic little thumbnail picture that shows you to be a woman with great assets and bounty.

I hate to say it young lady but I'm probably a bit old for you, but between your picture with the feminine assets, and your articulate manner of speech, I find myself becoming stiff in the joints if you know what I mean.

Just thinking about you I find myself wanting to give myself tender touches and massage my penis thinking that in fact it might be you that is reaching through this digital media and giving me your tender loving touches and attention.

If you would care to chat, or otherwise stay in touch and share some provocative conversation that might be gratifying I would enjoy hearing from you.

TexasJohn
x.d.s@usa.com

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Dear Rachel, I just stumbled upon one of your postings and your erotic little thumbnail picture that shows you to be a woman with great assets and bounty.

I hate to say it young lady but I'm probably a bit old for you, but between your picture with the feminine assets, and your articulate manner of speech, I find myself becoming stiff in the joints if you know what I mean.

Just thinking about you I find myself wanting to give myself tender touches and massage my penis thinking that in fact it might be you that is reaching through this digital media and giving me your tender loving touches and attention.

If you would care to chat, or otherwise stay in touch and share some provocative conversation that might be gratifying I would enjoy hearing from you.

TexasJohn
x.d.s@usa.com

dude, start your own thread.

 

[rachel7824]

Dear Rachel, I just stumbled upon one of your postings and your erotic little thumbnail picture that shows you to be a woman with great assets and bounty.

I hate to say it young lady but I'm probably a bit old for you, but between your picture with the feminine assets, and your articulate manner of speech, I find myself becoming stiff in the joints if you know what I mean.

Just thinking about you I find myself wanting to give myself tender touches and massage my penis thinking that in fact it might be you that is reaching through this digital media and giving me your tender loving touches and attention.

If you would care to chat, or otherwise stay in touch and share some provocative conversation that might be gratifying I would enjoy hearing from you.

TexasJohn
x.d.s@usa.com

Well I'm flattered, but I'm thinking you meant to send a pm!

Sorry to hijack your thread unknowingly