Candy Cunt

[Chynas Dick]

Okay, here's an idea. Are you sitting down? This is, like, an epiphany. Okay, so, there's this candy store owner, right? And, um, his wife is like totally hot. And, uh, but she's a slut. She makes him watch while she screws all the customers on the candy counter with like, candy canes and lollipops and stuff. Then, he has to, like, lick the cum out of her and say, "Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh Lolly, lolly, lolly, lollipop!" I think I'm gonna put this story in Loving Wives. I'm sure the LW Mafia will love it. What?

***for all of those too stupid to realize that this is saracastic, um . . it . . is sarcastic. No emails, no phone calls, and stop harassing my agent.***

 

[silversword]

***for all of those too stupid to realize that this is saracastic, um . . it . . is sarcastic. No emails, no phone calls, and stop harassing my agent.***

I actuallt thought it sound like quite a good idea!

 

[BedtimeStories]

***for all of those too stupid to realize that this is saracastic, um . . it . . is sarcastic. No emails, no phone calls, and stop harassing my agent.***

Then why are you spamming the Story Ideas board?

 

[silverwhisper]

i agree w/ silversword: that basic concept would make for an interesting read, i think.

ed

 

[Chynas Dick]

Then why are you spamming the Story Ideas board?

Now, spamming would be advertising something. I'm not selling anything.




Wanna buy a watch? It's gold . . . real fly . . .

 

[Chynas Dick]

i agree w/ silversword: that basic concept would make for an interesting read, i think.

ed

Y'all should write it. I'd vote for it.

 

[BedtimeStories]

Now, spamming would be advertising something. I'm not selling anything.

Well, then... You stated your first post was sarcasm... Why would you post it here in Story Ideas when you stated it was not one?

 

[silverwhisper]

CD: hey, your idea. :>

ed

 

[Chynas Dick]

Well, then... You stated your first post was sarcasm... Why would you post it here in Story Ideas when you stated it was not one?

It IS an idea. I thought of it. Not all ideas have to be serious. *sigh* The name of the board isn't "Serious Story Ideas", now is it?

 

[Chynas Dick]

CD: hey, your idea. :>

ed

Well, true. But, just credit me in the story and we'll call it even.

 

[BedtimeStories]

It IS an idea. I thought of it. Not all ideas have to be serious. *sigh* The name of the board isn't "Serious Story Ideas", now is it?

The way you stated your first post... ...but, anyway...

 

[rosco rathbone]

It IS an idea. I thought of it. Not all ideas have to be serious. *sigh* The name of the board isn't "Serious Story Ideas", now is it?

It's a meta-idea; the purpose of which is mockery.

 

[Chynas Dick]

It's a meta-idea; the purpose of which is mockery.

Yes, good sir, but an idea nonetheless! That point cannot be argued.

 

[Sean Renaud]

I'd write it

And if I do get the spare time to write I'm not creditting no motherfucking. It is a brillant if playful idea but I write Power Ranger Porn here people, not every idea has to be serious. Hell almost half of my last story is just giant mecha combat.

 

[Never]

The first post wasn't very sarcastic. Sardonic maybe, though it ended on a goofy note.