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How do I erase all of my posts on this site and delete my id?
"Just when I think I'm out, they reel me back in!"
So sorry your id has run rampant. Perhaps you should take it up with your superego.
This post smells of a Freudian slip.
Absolutely not. I only do dick and fart jokes.
Hey, saw your tat post. Do you have a drawing of what you're having done next month?
No I don't.
Basically it's a cribbage board with bleeding heart flowers on the inlay of the board. Still trying to decide on the text to put in with it.
We'll expect you to settle up your account first. That will be $49.99, please. And yes, I do take Paypal.
No I don't.
Basically it's a cribbage board with bleeding heart flowers on the inlay of the board. Still trying to decide on the text to put in with it.
How about, "I met a non-dairy creamer explicitly laid out like a fruitcake."
That has a real ring to it.
Plan B: "Hot freak."
You know, I did get my Mom into Bee Thousand about a year before her passing.
But I dunno if it would go well with the tribute tattoo.
Thanks though.
Oh, yeah. I can see your point. But Robert Pollard has a quote for every occasion. I'm sure of it.
If I ever do get married (ha, do you think there's a woman out there stupid enough for that?!?!) the wedding song will be either If We Wait or Heavy Metal Country.
I swearz my band will come perform that live at your wedding. So long as you feed us. We take tips, too.
Awesome!
Will you have a galvanized tub full of Miller Lite just like Bob?
Of course.
The last time I saw them at the Showbox, and I'm pretty sure you were at the show (April 2000 or thereabouts?), he double fisted almost the entire set. I love it when they hit the stage and they turn on the "bar is open" sign.
I'm dreadfully sorry, but your posts and your account are destined to live on forever as a monument to the idiocy we've come to know as "nyrgoal99."How do I erase all of my posts on this site and delete my id?