Canadian jokes Top 3

[YoungGun69]

3)
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Doug stops him and asks, “Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?”

“I got it for my wife, eh.” answers Bob.

“Oh!” exclaims Doug, “Good trade.”

2)

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he’s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"


1)
A guy from Quebec and a guy from Ontario are fighting over a lantern when a genie pops out and grants them each one wish.

The Quebecer says, "I want a wall around Quebec to protect my culture. Make it about 150 feet high, so nothing can get in or out."

"It is done," says the genie, turning to the other guy. "And your wish?"

The guy from Ontario smiles and says, "Fill it with water."

 

[sexy-girl]

hehe cool i'll pass them onto lisa

 

[Isabella Thorne]

eh? only three????

Signs that you may be a Canadian

You're not offended by the term "HOMO MILK"

You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette. I just spilled my poutine".

You eat chocolate bars not candy bars.

You drink POP not SODA.

You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "party at the camp eh!!!"

You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, its a cheap place to travel with good cigars.

Pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.

You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.

You know what a toque is.

You design your halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

You live in a house with no front step but yet the door is one meter from the ground.

Your local paper covers the national news on 2 pages but requires 6 pages for hockey.

You know four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and construction.

You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

You perk up when you hear the theme from Hockey Night in Canada.

You are in grade 12 not the 12th grade.

"EH" is a very important part of your vocabulary.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!!

 

[Harpoon]

Re: eh? only three????

Signs that you may be a Canadian

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all of your Canadian friends!!!!

I know I did

 

[Mustang Sally]

I've seen some of those lists that seem to apply only to the extreme north of Canada, but this one is actually pretty true. I like it!