Canadian Corner

[turbulance]

Your destination thread for all things Canadian, eh?

 

[turbulance]

Our winter gift to the refugees at our southern border; the Polar Vortex.

How many will lick a pole this week?

https://www.forcesofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/showgirls.jpg

 

[turbulance]

Canadians clearly are the Masters of Humour versus the freezing yankee caravans at our southern border.

The most popular comedians in American media and even here at Lit are Canadians.

 

[turbulance]

I assumed there would be some other Canadians here. Awkward!

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Heyyyyyyy

 

[turbulance]

HeyHo!

 

[justaguyathome]

Heyyyyyyy

Hello from NB

 

[turbulance]

Chilly day in The Big Smoke; the homeless are fighting for the subway grates.

 

[turbulance]

There should be an american game show that pits democrats versus republicans in a comedy quiz and physical challenges format mix.

Ivanka and her bitches versus Chelsea and her peeps, that sort of thing.

Their politics is like The Hunger Games, so it could work. Air it before the NFL game of the week.

 

[turbulance]

in Canada, we don't even report on who our politicians are having affairs with. We should do that.

 

[spacekowboy]

Canada? Never heard of it.

Can it be found on a Google street view?

 

[Aphro]

Real Canadians fuck on Hudson's Bay blankets in the woods in summertime.

So basically, two very hot, randy weeks, followed by picking wool fibers out of your butt crack.

 

[Saint Peter]

have tweezers
will travel

 

[Aphro]

have tweezers
will travel

You wanna pluck a genuine Canadian beaver?

 

[thør]

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[turbulance]

Real Canadians fuck on Hudson's Bay blankets in the woods in summertime.

So basically, two very hot, randy weeks, followed by picking wool fibers out of your butt crack.

I have a red one with the black stripe; such excellent blankets.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Chilly day in The Big Smoke; the homeless are fighting for the subway grates.

You in Hogtown? Figgered you were in BC.
Really fucking disgusting that they've been shutting the shelters for the last couple of years. Closed the Scott Mission the retarded fuckers. Between Tory and Ford this province is going in the shitter. So what have you done to help the less fortunate around you in this frozen Hell?

 

[silver gurl]

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Yup. Never felt cold, until I moved to Quebec

 

[Aphro]

Yup. Never felt cold, until I moved to Quebec

The weather, or the inhabitants?

 

[RocketLauncher]

Most accurate description of Canadians.

https://youtu.be/XHy1QfRnz4U

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

Hello from NB

Howdie from Toronto eh!

 

[turbulance]

You in Hogtown? Figgered you were in BC.
Really fucking disgusting that they've been shutting the shelters for the last couple of years. Closed the Scott Mission the retarded fuckers. Between Tory and Ford this province is going in the shitter. So what have you done to help the less fortunate around you in this frozen Hell?

I’m all over.
Help the lessfortunate?
I talk to people on lit.

 

[chillywilly2]

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I was in the US snowmobiling in -30 last week..no picnic.
But then that was just over the border so ir kinda was Canadian cold

 

[turbulance]

Anyone following the QuadrigaCX story?

HilariouS!

Company goes chapter11 after founder allegedly dies in Indua from “Chrone’s complications”, taking the only passwords to $180 Million with him to his alleged grave.

 

[RocketLauncher]

No, but I'm gonna check it out now. That's movie material, right there.