Canada's role in the upcoming war

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

due to the broken airplanes, helicopters, sinky subs and ships, and lack of funding for guns due to the Prime ministers continual cut backs over the last 11 years, canadas' armed forces will be relegated to servicing tea, coffee, donuts, cucumber sandwiches, and canadian bacon during the time out's.

 

[Lancecastor]

That's okay; we sent 10% of our total population over for WW1 and had a three year head start on the Yanks in WW2....we're due for a bye on this one.

 

[HeavyStick]

If Canada wanted to go they could.

 

[Guest]

........but, they don't want to.

 

[jodarby]

We'll be watching it between period of the hockey game.

Besides, we don't want to be bombed by American pilots like we were in Afghanistan because they didn't know we were there.

 

[Lancecastor]

Funny thing is we're already there, monitoring shipping taffic in the Gulf on the War on Terrorism to keep suspicious little suicide speedboat fuckers away from blowing up the US carriers.

We're just not going to invade Iraq...besides, our gun is waiting to get registered.

 

[HeavyStick]

........but, they don't want to.

Like Lance says above, you're already there.

Your assistance is appreciated, but what if you get dragged in it by a speed boat taking out your people?

Some/most may blame the US, for doing something the UN should have been enforcing years ago.

 

[Frimost]

due to the broken airplanes, helicopters, sinky subs and ships, and lack of funding for guns due to the Prime ministers continual cut backs over the last 11 years, canadas' armed forces will be relegated to servicing tea, coffee, donuts, cucumber sandwiches, and canadian bacon during the time out's.

What about that rusty old Ford pick-up truck with the BB-gun mounted on the back, are you going to at least send that to Help us out? Maybe if you shoot the Iraqis in the butt with the copper BB’s it will get them to surrender faster?

 

[bigrednz]

What about that rusty old Ford pick-up truck with the BB-gun mounted on the back, are you going to at least send that to Help us out? Maybe if you shoot the Iraqis in the butt with the copper BB’s it will get them to surrender faster?

You keep saying "us" and "we", when do you ship out? Or are you just speaking metaphorically like all the other chicken shits hiding behind thier TV's, you big brave terrorist killer you.

 

[breakwall]

What about that rusty old Ford pick-up truck with the BB-gun mounted on the back, are you going to at least send that to Help us out? Maybe if you shoot the Iraqis in the butt with the copper BB’s it will get them to surrender faster?

first of all its in the shop

second of all, budget cuts have forced us to replace the gun with a pair of fingers and a rubber band

 

[Frimost]

You keep saying "us" and "we", when do you ship out? Or are you just speaking metaphorically like all the other chicken shits hiding behind thier TV's, you big brave terrorist killer you.

Brave fightin’ words coming from a guy with a talking ass for an av (how ironic). Or is it just farting, I thought I smelled something around here! Sorry, caught you in the act so you won’t get away with blaming it on the dog this time.

Yup, hell I’m already there, I’m posting at literotica from the closet of Saddam’s Bomb shelter, as soon as he comes to put his fuzzy pink bunny slippers on I’ll kill him with a pair of tweezers.

 

[Frimost]

first of all its in the shop

second of all, budget cuts have forced us to replace the gun with a pair of fingers and a rubber band

Were you at least able to get the spitballs to launch from the rubber band, or was the ammunition to expensive for this year’s defense budget? I guess you can always chuck pennies at ‘em when you need to use some heavy artillery on the tougher targets (like the Iraqi shoe-shiners in Kirkuk).

 

[bigrednz]

The only smell around here is from the bullshit building up in your corner.
On a more serious note my av has asked me to tell you on his behalf that your cutting and, dare I say, witty remarks about flatulance have cut him to the quick.

 

[Frimost]

Well in the end we can all at least agree that Canada’s role in the Persian Gulf is at least more desirable than that of Estonia’s….pooper scooper for the Bedouin’s camels.

The only smell around here is from the bullshit building up in your corner.

Naaaw, I think that's just the Anal-ez lube your smelling from your av.