Canada Bracing for Wisconsin Refugees

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Canada Bracing for Wisconsin Refugees


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The Canadian Coast Guard preparing for what it fears could be a massive invasion of boat people from Wisconsin.


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Thunder Bay – The Commander of the Royal Canadian Mounted Coast Guard (RCMCG), said that satellite photos had revealed a “substantial flotilla” in the making, as Wisconsinites prepared to flee their repressive state for their neighbor to the North.


“Word has gotten around that we have policemen, firemen, as well as plenty of do-nothing government jobs. You can’t blame these boat people for seeking a better life, but we are under orders to intercept them.”


In Canada, officials fear that refugees from Wisconsin will brave the treacherous journey across Lake Superior in the hopes of giving birth to so-called “anchor babies” on Canadian soil.
 
They accepted our traitors, cowards, and malcontents. Cast off non-productive millstones should be no problem.:D

Ha! No kidding. They let me in, and all they got were my contributions to society and tax dollars. What a bunch of idiots.

We need to build a fence.

Yeah but I don't want higher taxes, so let's deep-six healthcare to pay for it.
 
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