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[Lord Pmann]

Pmann just make sure you know the difference between that and a hot flash!!!

Lol!!

There are no more hot flashes dear. Simply orgasms. No more stomach cramps. Only orgasms. Is that girl sneezing? Maybe, but it's just to cover her orgasm.

The female orgasm (to many guys, not me) is like the "Where's Waldo" of orgasms. They don't know where to find it and they fumble around with their fingers for hours trying to point it out. Moreover (to these other uneducated guys- again, not me), the clitoris is the Bin Laden of body parts. It's elusive and stays hidden most of the time, but when it comes out it is a huge deal. So let this be a lesson to all these uneducated guys that it's about the mind for you women. What a valuable lesson.

(the Bin Laden joke worked better before the asshole got caught)

 

[preternatural]

There are no more hot flashes dear. Simply orgasms. No more stomach cramps. Only orgasms. Is that girl sneezing? Maybe, but it's just to cover her orgasm.

The female orgasm (to many guys, not me) is like the "Where's Waldo" of orgasms. They don't know where to find it and they fumble around with their fingers for hours trying to point it out. Moreover (to these other uneducated guys- again, not me), the clitoris is the Bin Laden of body parts. It's elusive and stays hidden most of the time, but when it comes out it is a huge deal. So let this be a lesson to all these uneducated guys that it's about the mind for you women. What a valuable lesson.

(the Bin Laden joke worked better before the asshole got caught)

lmao!
Pmann, you're greatness!!

 

[Lord Pmann]

lmao!
Pmann, you're greatness!!

Thank you! I'll be here all week.

 

[preternatural]

Thank you! I'll be here all week.

B-dah Bang!

 

[Noor]

an email, dirty talk vs a bad lit story... Dirty talk in narrative form.

I think it depends on the parties involved. I don't do narratives, everything is interactive with a specific partner, an email is a conversation and phone sex for me goes so far beyond "dirty talk" and much better than any lit story.

 

[Noor]

I'd be more likely to get a blowjob from the Easter Bunny than to cum without touching myself. Only women can do this right? I mean, I suppose guys have wet dreams, but that's for people who don't furiously masturbate or have sex. It's like your body's way of making you not lame.

I have seen a couple guys actually cum without any physical stimulation and it totally floors them.

1 phone sex guy tell me he did, but he also fell off the chair so who knows? I believe its possible for some men.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I have seen a couple guys actually cum without any physical stimulation and it totally floors them.

1 phone sex guy tell me he did, but he also fell off the chair so who knows? I believe its possible for some men.

Hello Noor. I am Pmann. It's a pleasure to meet you. Perhaps we should talk sometime. You seem, uhm, interesting.