Can you top this, for a sexual memory?

[Carl East]

I have an early sexual memory, that I don't think I will ever forget.

It happened before I got married to my first wife, and concerns a neighbour whose name I will leave out. She knew I was just getting over an illness, and came around to keep me company. We got to fooling around, and I placed my hand on her thigh.

She didn't remove it, and I suddenly got bolder, and moved my hand up. By the time my hand was under her skirt, she still hadn't objected. So I went for gold, and slipped a finger around her panties, and started to stroke her pussy.

Not only did she not stop me, she then put her hand down the covers, and gave me a hand job.

We didn't actually have intercourse, but that memory is one that will stay with me, for the rest of my life.

Carl.

 

[Hurley International]

HOT DAMN LEMME SEE IF THIS WORKS

excuse me *cough cough* i am a very sick litle *cough cough* boy willsomeone hellp me *cough cough*

 

[Guest]

Right here Hurley, right here!

 

[Carl East]

Hurley, surely that's not the best you can do, I mean do I detect that you are still waiting for a story to pass on, or are you too young to relate.

Now if that's not a challenge, I don't know what is.

Carl.