Can you tie a Cherry stem in a knot with your tounge?

Ha. a simple knot you say? Why, I can french braid cherry stems with my tongue! But first I'll need to remove it from my cheek, of course.
 
Yes. :) I can also touch my nose with my tongue, and flip my tongue both ways.
 
lilminx said:

Not quite as long, but I'd like to think that I'm talented with it. ;)

What can ya do with it??????????



Dotn answer...You will ruin the fantasy in my mind,
 
<scoff>

Of course I can. I'm an experienced saxophone player! It's the first thing we learn in Hip Jazz Guy School, ya know! ;)

But as neat as that trick is, the things I can do to a clit with my tongue are far, far more impressive. :D
 
I can but only with a fresh stem. the older ones break in half.

and I can do lots of things with my tonuge. ask lilminx.
 
JazzManJim said:
<scoff>

Of course I can. I'm an experienced saxophone player! It's the first thing we learn in Hip Jazz Guy School, ya know! ;)

But as neat as that trick is, the things I can do to a clit with my tongue are far, far more impressive. :D

*whimper*
why don't you just show a starving ethiopian child a video of people gorging themselves at thanksgiving?
*whimper*
 
seXieleXie said:


*whimper*
why don't you just show a starving ethiopian child a video of people gorging themselves at thanksgiving?
*whimper*

C'mere sweetheart...I'll show you every single one of my skills. I'd love every moment. :)
 
I *love* that trick. I can usually tie two knots in a stem, if it's flexible enough to not break. It figures: THIS is the kind of shit I'm good at--bar stunts and party tricks. Why, oh why, couldn't it be something profitable--like hot-wiring cars? ;)

I also like the "unwrap a Starburst in your mouth" one, which took a little more learning for me.
 
RisiaSkye said:
Why, oh why, couldn't it be something profitable--like hot-wiring cars? ;)



That I can do. You distract them with the tongue thing and I'll boost the new Jag. We'll make Thelma and Louise look like Girl Scouts.
 
As a matter of fact, I can.

I'm a man of *many* talents...;)
 
Kitten Eyes said:




That I can do. You distract them with the tongue thing and I'll boost the new Jag. We'll make Thelma and Louise look like Girl Scouts.
Excellent plan!
And, it's nice to know I'm not the only one around here with a misspent youth dancing in the closet with the other skeletons. :devil: :D
 
RisiaSkye said:
And, it's nice to know I'm not the only one around here with a misspent youth dancing in the closet with the other skeletons. :devil: :D




Youth? Um, yea, sure, right, youth...

To be honest, a new Jag's kind of tough. We'll have to prey on guys with old Vettes instead. We'll bring cym with us as look out.
 
Can't do it as yet.

I've seen it done, I figured out how. I need to work on it.
 
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