Can You Die From??
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R Nitelight
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TN_Vixen
Yes.
Goodbye.
Yes.
Goodbye.
Problem Child
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You need a glass of good bourbon on ice and some John Lee Hooker to ease your traumatized mind.
Also make sure you wear that really skimpy sun dress that shows off your pretty legs and leave the top two buttons undone.
That is my prescription for centipede trauma.
Also make sure you wear that really skimpy sun dress that shows off your pretty legs and leave the top two buttons undone.
That is my prescription for centipede trauma.
TN_Vixen
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Problem Child
Ahh, I see how you are. You don't give a shit whether I die or not, just how well I'm dressed when I do. S'ok.. s'ok... we all have our "thing". hehehe
And just to clarify, I'm wearing a cropped t with faded blue jean shorts that have holes in the most convenient places. Hope that suffices.
btw... I want to be creamated in this outfit with a huge pic of my throbbing welt on my calve displayed for all to see the method of my demise. Have a drink on me!
kisskiss
Ahh, I see how you are. You don't give a shit whether I die or not, just how well I'm dressed when I do. S'ok.. s'ok... we all have our "thing". hehehe
And just to clarify, I'm wearing a cropped t with faded blue jean shorts that have holes in the most convenient places. Hope that suffices.
btw... I want to be creamated in this outfit with a huge pic of my throbbing welt on my calve displayed for all to see the method of my demise. Have a drink on me!
kisskiss
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It's amazing how one fantasy can be shoved so rapidly out of the way by another...*sigh*.
Wish I could help you with the swelling Vixen.
*smooch*
Wish I could help you with the swelling Vixen.
*smooch*
TN_Vixen
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And I had hopes
that my appeal to your visceral sense hadn't overrided your obvious concern for my wellbeing. Hmmph. Well now, the stinging and swelling still exists.. no shit... I'm not learn-ed on the centipede method of extinction.. care to inform me before I go to sleep innocently tonight with no other care in the world?
that my appeal to your visceral sense hadn't overrided your obvious concern for my wellbeing. Hmmph. Well now, the stinging and swelling still exists.. no shit... I'm not learn-ed on the centipede method of extinction.. care to inform me before I go to sleep innocently tonight with no other care in the world?
Problem Child
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Hey Vixie-
Did it look like this one?
http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=problemchildstreehouse&ID_Topic=1&ID_Message=70
There are four groups of myriapods; how they are related to each other is not yet well understood. Two of them, the Symphyla and Pauropoda, consist of tiny arthropods living in leaf litter and soil; both superficially resemble centipedes. The Chilopoda includes the true centipedes, like the one shown at the top left of this page. Chilopods have only one pair of legs per body segment. They are predators; the first pair of appendages on the trunk are modified into a pair of claws with poison glands, which centipedes use to capture prey (usually other arthropods). The bite of large centipedes can cause humans some pain and discomfort, although there are no authenticated cases of human fatalities from centipede bites.
I didn't mean to sound uncaring. I hope it feels better soon...
Did it look like this one?
http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=problemchildstreehouse&ID_Topic=1&ID_Message=70
There are four groups of myriapods; how they are related to each other is not yet well understood. Two of them, the Symphyla and Pauropoda, consist of tiny arthropods living in leaf litter and soil; both superficially resemble centipedes. The Chilopoda includes the true centipedes, like the one shown at the top left of this page. Chilopods have only one pair of legs per body segment. They are predators; the first pair of appendages on the trunk are modified into a pair of claws with poison glands, which centipedes use to capture prey (usually other arthropods). The bite of large centipedes can cause humans some pain and discomfort, although there are no authenticated cases of human fatalities from centipede bites.
I didn't mean to sound uncaring. I hope it feels better soon...
TN_Vixen
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PC--- that's it!!!
it looked similar to that before I looked down at the carpet and saw it scrambling away... I was horrified and felt a shiver of repulsion prior to realizing that my right calve stug like a sonofabitch.
So, what you're saying is I shouldn't worry?
~still worrying... hehhe
it looked similar to that before I looked down at the carpet and saw it scrambling away... I was horrified and felt a shiver of repulsion prior to realizing that my right calve stug like a sonofabitch.
So, what you're saying is I shouldn't worry?
~still worrying... hehhe
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TN_Vixen
The key word here is authenticated.....
The key word here is authenticated.....
Problem Child
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Vixen
looks like your safe, if the article is correct.
You really should move out to California though..we don't have nasty 'ol bugs like that out here. They all got burned up in the brushfires and buried in the mudslides.
looks like your safe, if the article is correct.
You really should move out to California though..we don't have nasty 'ol bugs like that out here. They all got burned up in the brushfires and buried in the mudslides.
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last comment before bedtime
PC... and if those Calif. hills didn't include me? Ahhh, well then, YOU would be at a disadvantage, because I've relalized the damage to me is in direct correlation to how I might experience the final, most fulfilling, sexual, intimtate, moments of my life.
But, of course, that's simply based upon my interpretation of our time together. Far be it from me to insinuate otherwise. ;_)
PC... and if those Calif. hills didn't include me? Ahhh, well then, YOU would be at a disadvantage, because I've relalized the damage to me is in direct correlation to how I might experience the final, most fulfilling, sexual, intimtate, moments of my life.
But, of course, that's simply based upon my interpretation of our time together. Far be it from me to insinuate otherwise. ;_)
Problem Child
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Well, just goddamn. What's a guy supposed to say to that?
I need a shower now...
Sweet Dreams Vixen
I need a shower now...
Sweet Dreams Vixen
I just stood on the tail of a mouse that my cat brought into the house about an hour ago. Panadolboy said, "Get off the mouse - it's about to bite you!" Trouble is I didn't know whether to go forwards, back or sideways. AHHHHH. Screamed the house down. Then it escaped and it's somewhere in my study. SHUDDER.
MinkSoul
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things that Kill (sort of)...
Brown recluse spiders: they'd rather hide, hence the name.
Centroides scorpions: small and pale, if it's big and ugly it ain't a centroides
Coral snakes: they a very small mouth and don't have fangs so you have to Really work at it to get bit.
you have to be really young, really old or really sick for the above three to kill you
i don't know about cotton mouth snakes or Black mambas
centipedes hurt but aren't leathel...
don't think mice are eather.... but.... ya Never Know...
Brown recluse spiders: they'd rather hide, hence the name.
Centroides scorpions: small and pale, if it's big and ugly it ain't a centroides
Coral snakes: they a very small mouth and don't have fangs so you have to Really work at it to get bit.
you have to be really young, really old or really sick for the above three to kill you
i don't know about cotton mouth snakes or Black mambas
centipedes hurt but aren't leathel...
don't think mice are eather.... but.... ya Never Know...
MinkSoul
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She's Alive.... Yeaaa... 
it still hurts....Boooo....
some advice... keep it clean and put a bandage over it.... to prevent infection, and so you don't have to look at it...
oh....and if it was the one in the pic.... it was a centipede...the only insect that gives me the willies... {{{Shiver}}}
it still hurts....Boooo....
some advice... keep it clean and put a bandage over it.... to prevent infection, and so you don't have to look at it...
oh....and if it was the one in the pic.... it was a centipede...the only insect that gives me the willies... {{{Shiver}}}
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Re: just an update
Now that mental image puts me in a very nice mood for work.
There is a God.
TN_Vixen said:
Now that mental image puts me in a very nice mood for work.
There is a God.
indyweasel
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I would have missed you Vixen..
MrBates
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Eeeewwwww!!!!!!!!
Reminds me of the old "Night Gallery" episode; where a guy contracts to have his wife (?) (I think) killed; the killer is supposed to place an earwig in her ear, the theory being that the earwig will slowly eat its way thru the persons brain, causing a slow and agonizing death.
The killer messes up, and the earwig is placed in the ear of the wrong person: the guy contracting the killing (if I remember correctly here). The rest of the show concentrates on the agony this poor fellow suffers through.....
Only to find near the end of the show that a miracle occured: The earwig, in a one in a billion shot, bored straight thru his brain and out the other ear. The guy lives!!!
Then the bad news.
The Doctor notes that the earwig was a female.........
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she laid eggs.
MrB
p.s. Sleep tight!!
Reminds me of the old "Night Gallery" episode; where a guy contracts to have his wife (?) (I think) killed; the killer is supposed to place an earwig in her ear, the theory being that the earwig will slowly eat its way thru the persons brain, causing a slow and agonizing death.
The killer messes up, and the earwig is placed in the ear of the wrong person: the guy contracting the killing (if I remember correctly here). The rest of the show concentrates on the agony this poor fellow suffers through.....
Only to find near the end of the show that a miracle occured: The earwig, in a one in a billion shot, bored straight thru his brain and out the other ear. The guy lives!!!
Then the bad news.
The Doctor notes that the earwig was a female.........
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she laid eggs.
MrB
p.s. Sleep tight!!
bluntforcemama
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EW!
Anyone else thinking about "The Wrath of Khan?" I'm also not touching the floor with my feet! I'd rather jump from one piece of furniture to another.
Anyone else thinking about "The Wrath of Khan?" I'm also not touching the floor with my feet! I'd rather jump from one piece of furniture to another.
