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Jacko verdict rocks the globe
by John Breneman
Reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict has taken a violent turn amid reports of anti-Jackson forces clashing with pro-Jacko extremists around the globe.
Reporting live from Baghdad, Geraldo Rivera called the situation there "bad" and "dangerous" as he described a wave of looting, pillaging and baby dangling sparked by the news that America's most bizarre megastar was acquitted on four counts of "Beat It" with a minor.
Several jurors were hospitalized for rabies shots after being attacked outside the courthouse in Santa Maria, Calif., by a pack of salivating media jackals. And an angry mob of molestation victims lynched a Jackson look-alike in Jackson, Mississippi.
The Jacko verdict death toll now stands at one with more fatalities expected in the days ahead, particularly in Sumatra where a zookeeper sick of seeing that woman release doves on TV responded by releasing a pair of man-eating tigers.
The situation was also tense in Madagascar, where the nation is sharply divided into warring factions -- those who worship Jackson as a mystical putty-nosed deity and those who fear him as a whitish-black anti-Christ capable of summoning a fiery apocalypse with a wave of his sequin-gloved hand.
Fox News reported that much of the violence can be blamed on Newsweek, which has since retracted an item saying Jackson planned to celebrate by throwing a pajama party gangbang with free "Jesus juice" for boys under 12.
In religious circles, the Rev. Jesse Jackson continued his marathon "I'm with Jacko" filibuster and a Jackoist monk imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay went on a hunger strike, claiming guards mishandled his sacred copy of "Thriller."
from http://www.humorgazette.com/blog/?postid=177
Jacko verdict rocks the globe
by John Breneman
Reaction to the Michael Jackson verdict has taken a violent turn amid reports of anti-Jackson forces clashing with pro-Jacko extremists around the globe.
Reporting live from Baghdad, Geraldo Rivera called the situation there "bad" and "dangerous" as he described a wave of looting, pillaging and baby dangling sparked by the news that America's most bizarre megastar was acquitted on four counts of "Beat It" with a minor.
Several jurors were hospitalized for rabies shots after being attacked outside the courthouse in Santa Maria, Calif., by a pack of salivating media jackals. And an angry mob of molestation victims lynched a Jackson look-alike in Jackson, Mississippi.
The Jacko verdict death toll now stands at one with more fatalities expected in the days ahead, particularly in Sumatra where a zookeeper sick of seeing that woman release doves on TV responded by releasing a pair of man-eating tigers.
The situation was also tense in Madagascar, where the nation is sharply divided into warring factions -- those who worship Jackson as a mystical putty-nosed deity and those who fear him as a whitish-black anti-Christ capable of summoning a fiery apocalypse with a wave of his sequin-gloved hand.
Fox News reported that much of the violence can be blamed on Newsweek, which has since retracted an item saying Jackson planned to celebrate by throwing a pajama party gangbang with free "Jesus juice" for boys under 12.
In religious circles, the Rev. Jesse Jackson continued his marathon "I'm with Jacko" filibuster and a Jackoist monk imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay went on a hunger strike, claiming guards mishandled his sacred copy of "Thriller."
from http://www.humorgazette.com/blog/?postid=177
