Can We Sexualize Anything?
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Calamity Jane
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the guys i work with at the stable cutting rebar and pouring concrete. they finally asked me to leave so they could quit laughing and get some work done. who knew lil ol me could make a 50 year old cowboy blush repeatedly?
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anything can be sexualized.
earlier this week i was helping a friend with math homework. for some reason we started making innnuendos about that. "hey baby, can i be tangent to your circle?" "i want to take the deriviative of your inverse function" and other such crap.
tonight after spending way too much time working on spanish grammar, some other friends and i got silly and giggled at things like "i'm going to verb you in the ear"
it's pretty ridiculous how readily people will make things sexual. but it's sill amusing
earlier this week i was helping a friend with math homework. for some reason we started making innnuendos about that. "hey baby, can i be tangent to your circle?" "i want to take the deriviative of your inverse function" and other such crap.
tonight after spending way too much time working on spanish grammar, some other friends and i got silly and giggled at things like "i'm going to verb you in the ear"
it's pretty ridiculous how readily people will make things sexual. but it's sill amusing
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foxinsox said:If anyone can sexualise me doing Golden Retriever poo patrol in my back yard, I'd like to hear it.
I love Jasper, but I hate when he dumps all over the yard. Ungrateful hound gets two walk a day, sheesh. How many dumps does a dog take?
Just as well you don't have a cow.
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I'd like to see if anybody could sexualize a bag of chips.
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The squirrels ar easy. They do it in the city park and everyone knows they get plenty of tail.
Crisps/chips are tougher. Er, When you've finished eating one lot, you want more. And one slightly surer ground, if you think no-ones looking and you lick the salt/flavouring off of your fingers. That's pretty suggestive.
Foxinsox, if anyone here is into coprophilia they can come up with something better, but there's plenty of bending over in this activity, right?
Once more I show that there is nothing that I can't up with a lame set of examples for!
Edited because I have just noticed that my typing was atrocious.
Crisps/chips are tougher. Er, When you've finished eating one lot, you want more. And one slightly surer ground, if you think no-ones looking and you lick the salt/flavouring off of your fingers. That's pretty suggestive.
Foxinsox, if anyone here is into coprophilia they can come up with something better, but there's plenty of bending over in this activity, right?
Once more I show that there is nothing that I can't up with a lame set of examples for!
Edited because I have just noticed that my typing was atrocious.
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MissTaken
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foxinsox said:If anyone can sexualise me doing Golden Retriever poo patrol in my back yard, I'd like to hear it.
I love Jasper, but I hate when he dumps all over the yard. Ungrateful hound gets two walk a day, sheesh. How many dumps does a dog take?
I bet nasty could!
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lavender of course you can sexualize anything
that's when you know you truly are a pervert.
that's when you know you truly are a pervert.
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Dillinger said:
LMAO well I guess we know what she's using as dip huh???
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lavender said:
I think we can sexualize almost anything. My man has a way of sexualizing 99.9% of what I say ... from telling him how I had a butterfly in my collection box to the way I write. .... he has that special gift that is why I just adore him so much !
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I am just sensualizing a Nat Sherman cigarette right now. After all, you just suck it and blow…
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Statistics
I enjoy Nat Sherman's.
I took Statistics recently; no bigger drag in the life of this grad student. We were learning about "standard deviation," my friend mentioned to me that maybe I wasn't a perv...just a standard deviate.
Oh yeah, the class was five hours long and all I did for four of them was picture all the people in the class at various stages of sexual excitement.
If stats can be sexualized, then to answer the thread....yes.
on_the_verge said:
I enjoy Nat Sherman's.
I took Statistics recently; no bigger drag in the life of this grad student. We were learning about "standard deviation," my friend mentioned to me that maybe I wasn't a perv...just a standard deviate.
Oh yeah, the class was five hours long and all I did for four of them was picture all the people in the class at various stages of sexual excitement.
If stats can be sexualized, then to answer the thread....yes.
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Re: Statistics
Why crunch numbers all day, unless you are going for the loot. Besides, I am a computer geek and I would rather whip with FireWire cables, ha!
Hmmm? I only took "micro economy," but maybe I was lusting over a woman with a perky nipple?
alexandraaah said:
Why crunch numbers all day, unless you are going for the loot. Besides, I am a computer geek and I would rather whip with FireWire cables, ha!
Hmmm? I only took "micro economy," but maybe I was lusting over a woman with a perky nipple?
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Very few, only the heterogenius probably, get aroused sexually by edge of chaos, self-organising systems stuff - see my little commented on thread http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=69727 .
Genetics is pretty unsexy.
Genetics is pretty unsexy.
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I guess i'm weird, but i've sexualized trees before.LOL
More than i'd like to say.
I've seen trees that have a pussy and i've seen ones that have a dick.
Mostly the red oaks.
I've even seen one that had a dead limb growing upsidedown right under where it splits into two limb's.The dead limb was warn from the weather and was rounded at the end.It was about 16 inches long.
I'm weird, i know.
LOL
More than i'd like to say.
I've seen trees that have a pussy and i've seen ones that have a dick.
Mostly the red oaks.
I've even seen one that had a dead limb growing upsidedown right under where it splits into two limb's.The dead limb was warn from the weather and was rounded at the end.It was about 16 inches long.
I'm weird, i know.
LOL
