Can we put them away please

Daniel_Hart

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I know you are trying guys, I really do, and I know that a lot of you may think that the best way to a woman's heart is via a blurry, phone pic of your cock, but seriously guys, can we get a little more creative.

Not to speak for the women of lit, but there may be other images they might find more appealing. At least you could start with a conversation, perhaps a little flirting in a thread, and then, by all means send them an artistically challenged photo of your love rocket. But speaking guy to guy here, could you do us all a favour and take your cock out of your avatar, cause i am hear to enjoy the boards, and being flashed by a bunch of dicks and hairy sacks, is not exactly what I had in mind :)

Thanks

Daniel
 
I know you are trying guys, I really do, and I know that a lot of you may think that the best way to a woman's heart is via a blurry, phone pic of your cock, but seriously guys, can we get a little more creative.

Not to speak for the women of lit, but there may be other images they might find more appealing. At least you could start with a conversation, perhaps a little flirting in a thread, and then, by all means send them an artistically challenged photo of your love rocket. But speaking guy to guy here, could you do us all a favour and take your cock out of your avatar, cause i am hear to enjoy the boards, and being flashed by a bunch of dicks and hairy sacks, is not exactly what I had in mind :)

Thanks

Daniel

ROFL :D

PS Love your AV btw as an ex Vespa owner and not a hairy sack in sight :D

(checks whether I have enough clothes on in my AV...yeh just) :rose:
 
I know you are trying guys, I really do, and I know that a lot of you may think that the best way to a woman's heart is via a blurry, phone pic of your cock, but seriously guys, can we get a little more creative.

Not to speak for the women of lit, but there may be other images they might find more appealing. At least you could start with a conversation, perhaps a little flirting in a thread, and then, by all means send them an artistically challenged photo of your love rocket. But speaking guy to guy here, could you do us all a favour and take your cock out of your avatar, cause i am hear to enjoy the boards, and being flashed by a bunch of dicks and hairy sacks, is not exactly what I had in mind :)

Thanks

Daniel


Damn-cancels me plans for an AV change:D
 
ROFL :D

PS Love your AV btw as an ex Vespa owner and not a hairy sack in sight :D

(checks whether I have enough clothes on in my AV...yeh just) :rose:

Yes, I love vespas! I am heading to Italy in a few months and plan on doing a bit of 'Roman Holiday' style adventuring.

btw, there is nothing wrong with a bit of nudity in an av....it is the meat and two veg presentation that is a bit much. Your sultry pose is lovely, and not a love rocket in sight ;)
 
I know you are trying guys, I really do, and I know that a lot of you may think that the best way to a woman's heart is via a blurry, phone pic of your cock, but seriously guys, can we get a little more creative.

Not to speak for the women of lit, but there may be other images they might find more appealing. At least you could start with a conversation, perhaps a little flirting in a thread, and then, by all means send them an artistically challenged photo of your love rocket. But speaking guy to guy here, could you do us all a favour and take your cock out of your avatar, cause i am hear to enjoy the boards, and being flashed by a bunch of dicks and hairy sacks, is not exactly what I had in mind :)

Thanks

Daniel


thank you, thank you, and thank you! well said.
 
the "2 pixel by 2 pixel" image of mine is not clear enough anyways...I use a "stunt cock" whenever possible...
 
I know you are trying guys, I really do, and I know that a lot of you may think that the best way to a woman's heart is via a blurry, phone pic of your cock, but seriously guys, can we get a little more creative.

Not to speak for the women of lit, but there may be other images they might find more appealing. At least you could start with a conversation, perhaps a little flirting in a thread, and then, by all means send them an artistically challenged photo of your love rocket. But speaking guy to guy here, could you do us all a favour and take your cock out of your avatar, cause i am hear to enjoy the boards, and being flashed by a bunch of dicks and hairy sacks, is not exactly what I had in mind :)

Thanks

Daniel
^^^^^ Yeah, that^^^^^

thank you Daniel :rose:
 
Your welcome CelticFlame...now yours is a perfect example of a great AV.

Why thank you, Sugar. Yours is pretty cute too :)

Thank you for saying what a good many of us girls are
thinking every day. Most of us have seen our fair share
of dicks, and frankly, it would have to be something pretty
out of the ordinary to get me to take a second look...

it's not how good the tool looks, but how good the
operator works it...

just my opinion of course.
 
Why thank you, Sugar. Yours is pretty cute too :)

Thank you for saying what a good many of us girls are
thinking every day. Most of us have seen our fair share
of dicks, and frankly, it would have to be something pretty
out of the ordinary to get me to take a second look...

it's not how good the tool looks, but how good the
operator works it...

just my opinion of course.

My pleasure...it had been annoying me for ages. I find it hard to understand how someone could consider a bad photo of any part of their anatomy to be their most attractive feature, and worth making a 'first impression' with :). I normally start with a smile and a hello, then maybe a coffee....
 
*nods* I'm not a big fan of the cock av- and I'm not even here to pick up. It's just... okay, there's your cock- have you got any game to back it up? 'Cause that alone ain't gonna cut it :D
 
it's not how good the tool looks, but how good the
operator works it...

just my opinion of course.

I second, third, fourth and fifth that motion.

:D


Skeevy crotch shots are not my interest. The fastest way to my corset is through my intellect and your charming wit. ;)
 
My thanks to the OP. I keep avs turned off because the last thing I need to see is a screenful of swinging sausage. And that means I'm missing out on some lovely ladies' avs.

Give it a rest already. Or at least keep it in your profile if you can't keep it in your pants.
 
Oh I do like this thread :D

Unfortunately, I've a feeling most of the offenders won't even look at it :(

We can live in hope though, eh? lol
 
Oh I do like this thread :D

Unfortunately, I've a feeling most of the offenders won't even look at it :(

We can live in hope though, eh? lol

Yes, thinking back I should have titled the thread 'Oh My, Cocks in Your AV are SOOOO HooOot' That would have gotten all them to stop by ;)
 
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