Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

[Azwed]

I mean come on please lets just get rid of them. The state is an emberassement to the rest of the country.

I would be willing to keep the keys as part of the US as a new state but the rest of florida can just go.

 

[Saytur]

Your spelling buddy ain't here but would probably point out "embarrassment" ... what a funny word to misspell! ... mispell? damnit!

You know, the water table's pretty high, we could probably trench deep enough across AL & GA to just kick the whole damn panhandle off toward the Bahamas?

 

[Azwed]

I can't spell that word never have been able to. Sometimes i just put a in for it instead.

The highest point in florida is only 300 some feet. In a few years we may not have to worry about florida if the sea levels rise.

 

[sunstruck]

Do you really want them out there on their own with no one to watch over them?

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Do you really want them out there on their own with no one to watch over them?

this happens every election year down there.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Hey now......you can't blame all of Florida for the ignorance of a few! (ok, a lot) Some of us are here because of our jobs.

If you plan to dig that trench let me know in advance so that I can get my family back to Texas!

 

[patient1]

Would Spain buy it back?

 

[Saytur]

Hey now......you can't blame all of Florida for the ignorance of a few! (ok, a lot) Some of us are here because of our jobs.

If you plan to dig that trench let me know in advance so that I can get my family back to Texas!

Actually, I live in Broward ... grew up in Key West. I was really just foolin ... try to trench my state line and I'll run a herd of key deer at you faster than you can say Elian Gonzales

 

[MechaBlade]

Originally sigged by Saytur

I'm excellent at math ... except minusing ~ (my 7 year old)

My math teacher used to say "minus by". Dumb bitch never heard of the word "subtract". But it's cool for 7 year olds.

 

[Mountain Man]

I got it...snice there are so many Cubans there...lets give it to Fidel......

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Actually, I live in Broward ... grew up in Key West. I was really just foolin ... try to trench my state line and I'll run a herd of key deer at you faster than you can say Elian Gonzales

key deer, would that be those cute little German Sheppard size critters that they hunt around here?

 

[Saytur]

key deer, would that be those cute little German Sheppard size critters that they hunt around here?

Yep, taste like chicken!

(I just noticed your cloud pattern ... very cool!)

 

[RhumbRunner13]

I'll help dig the trench! We can always use more waterfront property....you just have to take the stupid Democrats that can't figure out how to run an election or vote!

Rhumb

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Yep, taste like chicken!

(I just noticed your cloud pattern ... very cool!)

LOL, how can you tell, there's no meat on them!

Thank you dear

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

I'll help dig the trench! We can always use more waterfront property....you just have to take the stupid Democrats that can't figure out how to run an election or vote!

Rhumb

I agree RR, here's the lastest update on idiocy from the Jax paper.

http://jacksonville.com/tu-online/stories/091202/met_mcbride.html

dangit, 3rd time a charm?

 

[islandman]

Three words: Bungled Democratic Primary


Yes, another bungled election. That's two (at least) for those of you keeping score at home.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Blame Florida...as performed by the Capitol Steps in honor of the 2000 elections, but still oh so apt.

Life was calm, as normal as can be
They held a big election and they put it on tv
We sat there watching the votes come in and everything was fine
Except for the state that couldn't make up it's mind!

Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
And if we had half a brain
We would give it back to Spain
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
That's what happens when you make a state with sand

Other states avoided this mistake
They use the kind of ballot that is really hard to fake
Floridians can tie theirs shoes and even zip their pants
But punching a hole is apparently too advanced

Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
Ever since election day
Cubans float the other way
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
That's why Elian is never coming back

We blame the exit pollers and we blame the candidates
We'd blame the consitution but frankly it's too late
And if the founder fathers were still around today
I think I know exactly what they'd say

Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
In only Ponce De Leon
Had amused himself at home
Blame Florida! Blame Florida!
But maybe that's not fair: after all it's full of people from New York!

 

[Ishmael]

I mean come on please lets just get rid of them. The state is an emberassement to the rest of the country.

I would be willing to keep the keys as part of the US as a new state but the rest of florida can just go.

Watching the mainstream news again Az?

Actually, we in Florida would like to kick those three embarassing counties out of the State. But the elections boards in these abysmal embarrasments are Democratically run and controlled. Apparently the Democrats just can't seem to get their shit together when it calls for a fair election. Oh well.

Ishmael

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

Watching the mainstream news again Az?

Actually, we in Florida would like to kick those three embarassing counties out of the State. But the elections boards in these abysmal embarrasments are Democratically run and controlled. Apparently the Democrats just can't seem to get their shit together when it calls for a fair election. Oh well.

Ishmael

your pathetic little state is run by a republican. Your state also is responsible for that twit W being in office b/c they fucked up the election in 2000. W got the electoral vote...from a state where his brother is govenor...hmmm...pretty fishy. And their both republicans.

Ishmael you're so full of shit it makes me laugh.

 

[binkley]

I mean come on please lets just get rid of them. The state is an emberassement to the rest of the country.

G-d bless that's an amusing comment. Give Texas Florida's delegation and we are all set.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

Re: Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

your pathetic little state is run by a republican. Your state also is responsible for that twit W being in office b/c they fucked up the election in 2000. W got the electoral vote...from a state where his brother is govenor...hmmm...pretty fishy. And their both republicans.

Ishmael you're so full of shit it makes me laugh.

I think you're just pissed that the Democrats couldn't win the election here the way the Kennedys do.....

...buy it!

Rhumb

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

I think you're just pissed that the Democrats couldn't win the election here the way the Kennedys do.....

...buy it!

Rhumb

Really. Apparently she hasn't a clue as to how elections are run or by who. Our Republic is in danger rhumb. No Republic or Democracy can survive with an uneducated electorate.

Ishmael

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

I think you're just pissed that the Democrats couldn't win the election here the way the Kennedys do.....

...buy it!

Oh come on. The Kennedys do not buy elections. Their worshipful followers willingly cast down their ballots in grateful obsequience.

Try finding an election in MA in which you don't get to vote for a Kennedy for at least one of the races.

 

[islandman]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

I think you're just pissed that the Democrats couldn't win the election here the way the Kennedys do.....

...buy it!

Rhumb

Hi pot, this is kettle calling. You're black.

What about Dubya campaigning for Jeb when he should be out running the fucking country?

you're right. It's not the same.

 

[binkley]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Can we please kick Florida out of the union.

What about Dubya campaigning for Jeb when he should be out running the fucking country?

Ah, I see you are confused about the many hats of President, one of which is party leader. You see, one of his jobs is to pin the tail on those donkeys, and holding another 'Publican governorship would help do the trick.

If you think this isn't right, I encourage you to write your Congresscritter to ammend the Constitution more to your liking so that President can keep his eye on the football more often.