Can we have a parasol for parody threads?

Que

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Some sort of umbrella structure to keep them all straight?
 
I think it should be aqua.

With branches of pink cherry blossoms in bloom strewn across it. :heart:
 
Props to you, Q.

Still not as good as Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot.

~sings~

If you need a better car, go see Cal.....

He was on the TV here during my youth when he had a dealership out here. I think he had them in California as well?

I was actually thinking of him when I typed the above, but I remember it being called a "brockumbrella hat" by that dealer. I am almost sure Cal gave them away too.

We also had Tex Earnhardt with his giant steer. The joke was, "That ain't no bull!" (anymore)
 
Very good!! :D

Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!

Yes, his dealership is in So. Cal. I think my uncle worked for him at some point years ago.

I kind of miss the cheesy humor of his commercials. Everything's so slick and polished these days...not much innocence left anywhere, it seems. :(
 
If you're lookin' for a better set of wheels
I will stand upon my head to beat all deals!
I will stand up on my head
'Til my ears are turnin' red.
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
 
If you're lookin' for a better set of wheels
I will stand upon my head to beat all deals!
I will stand up on my head
'Til my ears are turnin' red.
Go see Cal
Go see Cal
Go see Cal

When I was a kid, because of his big pussy-cat, I thought the chorus was "Pussy Cal, Pussy Cal, Pussy Cal!"

At the time I wouldn't have understood it was a pejorative .
 
When I was a kid, because of his big pussy-cat, I thought the chorus was "Pussy Cal, Pussy Cal, Pussy Cal!"

At the time I wouldn't have understood it was a pejorative .

I assume you are referring to his dog, Spot.

Which was sometimes a tiger, sometimes an elephant, sometimes a camel, etc.

I really enjoyed his "dog".
 
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