MakeGirlsSmile
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I have no idea if I'm in the right place to post something like this, but Personals is probably the best place for something like this. I guess? Anyway, so here's the deal...
I'm a 36 y/o man living near San Francisco. I'm tall, white, and a little overweight. But I have a killer pompadour and a great baritone/smooth jazz radio voice. And I play guitar, too. That's, like, sexy or something. Right? Whatever, just humor me here.
Sound is a huge thing for me. Audio fidelity matters a lot. The way something sounds can make or break a deep visceral response from me. Maybe it's all the years spent trying to find a good guitar tone. I don't know.
Here's the point!
The way a woman's voice sounds can either make my world drop away in a deep red velvet sea of sensual euphoria, or shamelessly kill my poor boner like a toddler attacking a birthday cake.
I've been all around this great big Internet - here at Lit, Gone Wild Audio, Soundgasm - and I've heard a bunch of voices in the throes of (sometimes scripted) passion. While there are a handful of erotic audios that still do the trick, after a while Fantasy has to sheepishly admit that it is, in fact, a recording. It's not going to respond to me, have a conversation with me, tell me a joke, or get caught up in the moment with me.
Erotic audio is intimate, but the thrill of hearing a gasp in response to something you did just can't be prerecorded. Ergo... hence... therefore... thusly... Whatever. Phone sex.
Maybe I haven't exhausted all the audios on the Interwebz, but geez is it getting more difficult to find one that's worth listening to, let alone one that has the kind of voice that I'm looking for.
"Well, Mr. Audio Snob With Big Vocabularistics, what kind of voice ARE you looking for? Huh? HUH?!"
I'm glad you asked.
Remember what it was like to have your mom sing you to sleep? Or murmur comforting words while you cling to her, sobbing because you lost your stuffed duck and it's gone forever? Or hearing the quiet eagerness in her voice as she whispers encouragement to you as you walk into a brand new kindergarten classroom on the first day of school, and you're not sure what the other kids are going to think of the shiny new shoes you were so proud to wear? Or for her to simply hug you and hold you tight and tell you how much she loves you, because you simply wanted a hug?
Remember what it was like to hear a voice that was so maternal and warm that just the sound of it relaxed you and made you feel special?
That's what I'm looking for.
I'd rather talk to a real woman, but if you know where I can find audios where the tone of voice fits what I'm after, and the subject matter is both sensual and maternally soothing, then I would love to be pointed in the right direction.
Best case scenario: one of the women reading this has the right kind of voice and enjoys similar things. She then sends me a PM. Because, y'know, it'd be less than effective if it was the other way around, seeing as how I don't know who she is yet. Minor details.
So if this is you, then for the sake of my poorly represented niche market in the world of erotic audio, we should talk. If it's not you, then I still hope you have a splendid day.
Now go buy yourself that brownie you've been thinking about. Go on, you've been good.
I'm a 36 y/o man living near San Francisco. I'm tall, white, and a little overweight. But I have a killer pompadour and a great baritone/smooth jazz radio voice. And I play guitar, too. That's, like, sexy or something. Right? Whatever, just humor me here.
Sound is a huge thing for me. Audio fidelity matters a lot. The way something sounds can make or break a deep visceral response from me. Maybe it's all the years spent trying to find a good guitar tone. I don't know.
Here's the point!
The way a woman's voice sounds can either make my world drop away in a deep red velvet sea of sensual euphoria, or shamelessly kill my poor boner like a toddler attacking a birthday cake.
I've been all around this great big Internet - here at Lit, Gone Wild Audio, Soundgasm - and I've heard a bunch of voices in the throes of (sometimes scripted) passion. While there are a handful of erotic audios that still do the trick, after a while Fantasy has to sheepishly admit that it is, in fact, a recording. It's not going to respond to me, have a conversation with me, tell me a joke, or get caught up in the moment with me.
Erotic audio is intimate, but the thrill of hearing a gasp in response to something you did just can't be prerecorded. Ergo... hence... therefore... thusly... Whatever. Phone sex.
Maybe I haven't exhausted all the audios on the Interwebz, but geez is it getting more difficult to find one that's worth listening to, let alone one that has the kind of voice that I'm looking for.
"Well, Mr. Audio Snob With Big Vocabularistics, what kind of voice ARE you looking for? Huh? HUH?!"
I'm glad you asked.
Remember what it was like to have your mom sing you to sleep? Or murmur comforting words while you cling to her, sobbing because you lost your stuffed duck and it's gone forever? Or hearing the quiet eagerness in her voice as she whispers encouragement to you as you walk into a brand new kindergarten classroom on the first day of school, and you're not sure what the other kids are going to think of the shiny new shoes you were so proud to wear? Or for her to simply hug you and hold you tight and tell you how much she loves you, because you simply wanted a hug?
Remember what it was like to hear a voice that was so maternal and warm that just the sound of it relaxed you and made you feel special?
That's what I'm looking for.
I'd rather talk to a real woman, but if you know where I can find audios where the tone of voice fits what I'm after, and the subject matter is both sensual and maternally soothing, then I would love to be pointed in the right direction.
Best case scenario: one of the women reading this has the right kind of voice and enjoys similar things. She then sends me a PM. Because, y'know, it'd be less than effective if it was the other way around, seeing as how I don't know who she is yet. Minor details.
So if this is you, then for the sake of my poorly represented niche market in the world of erotic audio, we should talk. If it's not you, then I still hope you have a splendid day.
Now go buy yourself that brownie you've been thinking about. Go on, you've been good.
