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Can someone explain this to me??

Looks like something I used to play with as a kid to launch rockets.

who knew they had a dual purpose?
 
It looks like a big black dildo with a condom on it...

Best guess as to how it works is that the condom covered end slides over the man's penis which causes the condom to roll into the tube and onto the penis.
 
Shockdoctor said:
It looks like a big black dildo with a condom on it...

Best guess as to how it works is that the condom covered end slides over the man's penis which causes the condom to roll into the tube and onto the penis.
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The black device is there for demonstration purposes.

Near as I can tell, there's something in the wrapper that's supposed to break off after the condom is on. Come on, the rubber desensitizes things enough imagine the lack of sensation in that thing!
 
ShamelessFlirt said:


The black device is there for demonstration purposes.

Near as I can tell, there's something in the wrapper that's supposed to break off after the condom is on. Come on, the rubber desensitizes things enough imagine the lack of sensation in that thing!
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The way I understood it the black thing is probably collapsable. It's in the wrapper in a compressed state, when you open the foil it ends up looking like what they have in the picture. I could be totally wrong though, it's way past my bedtime.
 
Can you imagine that date?


Woman: "Honey, wait, you should put a condom on"

Man: "But I don't feel anything with a condom on...........I can't feel you around me and I so want to feel you around me........."

Woman: "I want that too, but i'm not on the pill and I think I might be fertile right now."

Man: "Fine. Give me the applicator and i'll put it on"

Woman: "Applicator?"

Man: "Yes, the applicator. Without it, it takes me a full minute to put the condom on"

Woman: "I didn't bring the applicator."

Man: "What do you mean you didn't bring the bloody applicator????"

Woman: "You're the guy. You should have brought the applicator!"

Man: "But you're the only carrying the purse!"

Woman: "But I brought the condoms!"

Man: "So why couldn't you bring the bloody applicator with you too?!?!?!?!?"

Woman: "Listen mate, if I have to bring the condoms and the applicator and the condoms, what the hell to I need you for?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Man: "Honey, don't be mad. I just want to make you feel good."

Woman: "I brought my dildo with me. Guess which cock i'm going to use tonight!"


the end.
 
Am I the only one who's posted thus far who's read the article??
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Am I the only one who's posted thus far who's read the article??
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And I for one am very disappointed in you. How dare you be intellectual on a Friday night.

Are you sure you were raised correctly?

;) :D
 
So the way I see it is they use the candle in the candle holder to show how to put the condom on. Why couldn't they just have used a penis so it wouldn't be so confusing? Damn the puritans, show me how it works on the real thing! I want real pictures...

grumble.
 
Backyard sweaty said:


And I for one am very disappointed in you. How dare you be intellectual on a Friday night.

Are you sure you were raised correctly?

;) :D
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I was raised by Mel Blanc (cartoons on the TV) and my Gran'ma. My parents instilled a healthy sense of cynicism in me.
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Am I the only one who's posted thus far who's read the article??
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I read it. My question is why is an old married man using a condom for novelty.
 
morninggirl5 said:


I read it. My question is why is an old married man using a condom for novelty.
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Did he say he was using it with his wife??
 
I have a shelf full of these....

It is a display case for those 'TROPHY FUCK' condoms. The ones you've just got to display and repeat the story for your admiring listeners.

I've found simply the display of these trophies often leads to the garnering of more!!
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Am I the only one who's posted thus far who's read the article??
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I read it, it says the applicator is inside the same packaging as the condom, so my theory fits. Still, I could be wrong though. I'm heading to bed.
 
morninggirl5 said:


Guess he didn't. My bias against cheaters rearing it's ugly head again.
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Maybe he meant the real novelty is getting it up in the first place?
 
I read the article...it was article like and factual up untile they started talking about the old married guy personally testing it out and then he started talking about how he needed a novelty, by then it had lost it's purpose cause I started to wonder what he was talking about and all the rest of it was forgotten.
 
Backyard sweaty said:


And I for one am very disappointed in you. How dare you be intellectual on a Friday night.

Are you sure you were raised correctly?

;) :D
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You know what, you're right. What am I doing being serious!
 
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