"Can Men Handle the Pain of Childbirth?"

[McKenna]

Or,

"These Simulators Should Be in Every Sex Ed Class Nationwide"

Whaddya think, effective teaching tool? Crazy? I like pain, gimme the pain?!

I thought it was funny, but I also cringed for the poor bastards.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETnyURaIuE&feature=youtu.be

 

[Bert Notorius]

childbirth hasn't hurt me one bit.

 

[Tryharder62]

I give them points for trying it. It's even more intense after you've carried the child for nine months. The last month being extremely large with the child sitting on your bladder. They don't get to see the real reward in their demo though. There's nothing like seeing the little one for the first time.

 

[dolf]

my ex struggled a lot with the pain of childbirth.

i grew my nails especially

 

[McKenna]

childbirth hasn't hurt me one bit.

Men.

I give them points for trying it. It's even more intense after you've carried the child for nine months. The last month being extremely large with the child sitting on your bladder. They don't get to see the real reward in their demo though. There's nothing like seeing the little one for the first time.

Indeed.

my ex struggled a lot with the pain of childbirth.

i grew my nails especially

You naughty girl!

 

[dolf]

the experiment should've included stretching their genitals until they tore, while everyone in the room stares at their junk.

childbirth is hours of fun!

 

[KRCummings]

There are two things I can't stand, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch

 

[KingOrfeo]

my ex struggled a lot with the pain of childbirth.

i grew my nails especially

Reminds one of Bill Cosby.

"In natural childbirth, no drugs are in the woman's body during the delivery. The father can have all he wants.

"Carol Burnett described the pain of childbirth as, 'Take hold of your bottom lip, and pull it over your head.'

"When the second pain hit my wife, she stood up in the stirrups, grabbed hold of my bottom lip, and said, 'I want morphine!'"

 

[neci]

the world would be a different place if men had unwanted pregnancies.

 

[BotanyBoy]

the world would be a different place if men had unwanted pregnancies.

Ha...yea coat hanger sales would be off the fucking charts.

 

[Domesticity]

I watched the video of the simulated childbirth and it seemed like it still wasn't intense enough. Contractions are no joke. I always thought the women on the childbirth shows were exaggerating...until I had a few kids.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I've got a pretty high pain tolerance, but fuck that.

One of many reasons why I think women should be able to make their own decisions about childbirth.

 

[neci]

Ha...yea coat hanger sales would be off the fucking charts.

would you stick a coat hanger up your dick and tear out your insides?

 

[Balladeer08]

I've had three sons.

Didn't hurt me a bit.

 

[BotanyBoy]

would you stick a coat hanger up your dick and tear out your insides?

If I felt that cornered yea...thank god for PP eh? love that place, wage some chemical warfare on your lil bastard, fucked up for a week (totally smoke a bunch of weed for that one) and right as rain.

 

[torchthebitch]

the world would be a different place if men had unwanted pregnancies.

If women are so fucking smart, why do they have unprotected sex leading to unwanted pregnancies?

See what I did there?

 

[torchthebitch]

Or,

"These Simulators Should Be in Every Sex Ed Class Nationwide"

Whaddya think, effective teaching tool? Crazy? I like pain, gimme the pain?!

I thought it was funny, but I also cringed for the poor bastards.

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AETnyURaIuE&feature=youtu.be

the experiment should've included stretching their genitals until they tore, while everyone in the room stares at their junk.

childbirth is hours of fun!

I watched the video of the simulated childbirth and it seemed like it still wasn't intense enough. Contractions are no joke. I always thought the women on the childbirth shows were exaggerating...until I had a few kids.

Then there is the fact that women's bodies are designed for the process. Those guy's don't have a womb so the bits doing the contracting weren't the same bits as in childbirth. Nor did they have the hormone preparation.

Just sayin'.

 

[Riles]

This is the reason I hate 'mommy group'. It's a bunch of women who've done dick all in their lives that would be considered hard, complimenting themselves on having gone through childbirth, and berating men for never having to suffer this unparalleled pain.

Meanwhile if you listen to each of them, you know they all had a line of pain meds ready in the wings for the moment they felt the slightest discomfort. I have learned to shut up during mommy group.

I think men could handle it just fine, if they had the anatomy to do so. It's a finite amount of pain, and in the end you have something really great to look forward to.

The classes or simulations are pointless.

 

[Berries_n_cream]

This is the reason I hate 'mommy group'. It's a bunch of women who've done dick all in their lives that would be considered hard, complimenting themselves on having gone through childbirth, and berating men for never having to suffer this unparalleled pain.

Meanwhile if you listen to each of them, you know they all had a line of pain meds ready in the wings for the moment they felt the slightest discomfort. I have learned to shut up during mommy group.

I think men could handle it just fine, if they had the anatomy to do so. It's a finite amount of pain, and in the end you have something really great to look forward to.

The classes or simulations are pointless.

Hm, that doesn't sound like any "mommies" I've hung out with, but I agree with the last statement - simulations don't do much to prepare you for the reality.

 

[Riles]

Hm, that doesn't sound like any "mommies" I've hung out with, but I agree with the last statement - simulations don't do much to prepare you for the reality.

I had my son in the wrong year - this batch of mommies sucks!

I don't think it of all women...not by a long shot. But this group seems unusually pampered.

Sorry...my bitchiness stems from lack of sleep.

 

[McKenna]

Sorry...my bitchiness stems from lack of sleep.

*whew*

I didn't mean this thread to be inflammatory, just thought the video was kind of fun. I watched a longer version of the TV show, and the dudes in it were so funny! But some of that prolly gets lost in translation.

 

[Berries_n_cream]

I had my son in the wrong year - this batch of mommies sucks!

I don't think it of all women...not by a long shot. But this group seems unusually pampered.

Sorry...my bitchiness stems from lack of sleep.

I'm a close friend of tired bitchiness myself, so no worries.

 

[dolf]

Torch, pain isn't selected against in evolution. It hurts us just as much. And women die in labour.

I've done it without meds. 10 pound 11 ounce baby. That makes me badass!

 

[Riles]

*whew*

I didn't mean this thread to be inflammatory, just thought the video was kind of fun. I watched a longer version of the TV show, and the dudes in it were so funny! But some of that prolly gets lost in translation.

Sorry honey. My fault entirely, I wasn't aiming it at anyone here. Just another night of crap sleep and one too many mornings listening to my neighbour mom whine endlessly about ...everything.

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[dirtwrench]

I think my pain tolerance is pretty high, but there is NO FUCKING WAY I am going to claim I could handle childbirth. Nope. Nada. Ain't gonna happen.

Sometimes you have to be man enough to admit your limitations. This is one of them.