The word that pops into my mind as a title for you is perspicacious. I appreciate the clarity of your contributions. You speak directly to important issues. I always welcome your posts.
The "Perspicacious Pyper" has a nice ring to it, though I doubt you'd be willing to toot your own horn like that. I'll look forward to seeing what you chose.
Congrats, pyper. And if anyone suggest its time for your guru spankings, come run and find me. I may not be able to protect you but they at least will have to spank both of us and ..well.. being the pervert that I am, I'd enjoy my spanking better if I could watch your ass being swatted.
Hmmm, maybe I should just add this to the "Can you man pass the soap test?" thread. Seems to be about watching asses.