Can I get you a coke?

[SpiceCake]

So I go to fix my faucet. You remember, the one that I just had to buy a part for and not totally replace so I got to buy lacy black thong panties to celebrate.

<====(They look like these)

I can't get the damn part out of the faucet no matter how hard I try. The Home Depot guy made it look so easy. I felt like such a wimp. I decide to give it another try, just as my son gets home from spending the weekend with his godfather. The part comes sailing out along with gallons of water.

Can you say: SHUT OFF VALVE. The Home Depot guy didn't tell me about no stinkin' shut off valve!

Godfather is trying to keep water in the sink, the neighbor is turing off main water supply, son is looking for shut off valve and I stand in the middle of the kitchen and calmly ask:

"Can I get anyone a coke?

What the fuck is up with that?

I'm really good at panicking and getting hysterical

 

[Cerberus666]

i'm a pepsi guy myself.

 

[marksgirl]

Make mine a diet pepsi please !

 

[Romial]

Ya...you should know where your main shut off valve is at all times especially when doing something with the plumbing. Same with circuit breakers and electricity.

 

[SpiceCake]

That's the thing - I'M ADDICTED TO DT. PEPSI.

I don't have coke products in my house!

 

[Shingen]

Did you check the front of the house on or near the sidewalk?

 

[Shingen]

LOL....This reminds me of an episode on Perfect Strangers when Larry and Balki were trying to do something in the bathroom...something like change the showerhead.

Guess you should have seen the episode...

lol

 

[SpiceCake]

it's in the crawl space in the basement.

 

[Shingen]

it's in the crawl space in the basement.

Where the circuit breaker is at I bet...

 

[SpiceCake]

Nope - circuit breaker is in the laundry room.

 

[~thonglover]

for me... diet coke/caffeine free..

and usually... (most of the time) there will be a shuttoff valve under the sink, one valve for HOT, and one for COLD...

best to shut 'em off b4 messin' with plumbing.

 

[SpiceCake]

for me... diet coke/caffeine free..

and usually... (most of the time) there will be a shuttoff valve under the sink, one valve for HOT, and one for COLD...

best to shut 'em off b4 messin' with plumbing.

It was my first try at plumbing. I learned the hard, cold way!

When i was cleaning up the mess later, I was laughing my ass off - "Can I get you a coke?"

*giggle*

 

[Coca~Cola]

I'll be right over. I just don't know how much help I'll be, plumbing is really not my thing, plus my gabage displosal is out of commission right now, as well

 

[SpiceCake]

I'll be right over. I just don't know how much help I'll be, plumbing is really not my thing, plus my gabage displosal is out of commission right now, as well

I was thinking about apinting my boobroom - er....bedroom!

Wanna help?

 

[Coca~Cola]

I was thinking about apinting my boobroom - er....bedroom!

Wanna help?

Way Yes!!

I love to paint, but I live in an apartment, so I just have to wait for people to invite me.

hee hee

 

[SpiceCake]

Way Yes!!

I love to paint, but I live in an apartment, so I just have to wait for people to invite me.

hee hee

I want to paint the entire inside of my house this summer. C'mon over!



Oh, and bring that pink paint, please. Love it!

 

[Cleopatra]

Godfather is trying to keep water in the sink, the neighbor is turing off main water supply, son is looking for shut off valve and I stand in the middle of the kitchen and calmly ask:

"Can I get anyone a coke?

What the fuck is up with that?

I'm really good at panicking and getting hysterical

Hey - frantic times may bring out the calm in you. Or, you're just overwhelmed and it brought out the hostess in you.

Nice panties, btw.

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: Can I get you a coke?

Hey - frantic times may bring out the calm in you. Or, you're just overwhelmed and it brought out the hostess in you.

Nice panties, btw.

Thank you.

I'm usually a complete freak when an emergency takes place, but lately .....

 

[Zmey]

I love Pepsi. I think they put something in there to make it addictive ...