"Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?"

[Dixon Carter Lee]

How come no one is using that as a sig line?

 

[lavender]

 

[Sillyman]

No one has thought of it yet. I believe you could be a trailblazer in this regard.

 

[scylis]

how come no one uses "i like cheese" as their sig line?

oh, wait....

 

[Pamela]

And your address is........???

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Dong, where is my automobile?"

 

[Sillyman]

how come no one uses "i like cheese" as their sig line?

oh, wait....

Think of it as my little homage to one of the few men I actually like.

 

[Problem Child]

Dixon, Frimost is trying to kill me with a plastic sword. He has a magic trenchcoat that scares me a little too.

Did the FBI leave a number when they came to visit you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I called, and this is what they said:

"Now you listen to me, Mister. God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you. And as for our Granddaughter, I am sure she has more than enough sense to steer clear of the likes of you. Now good night and good bye!"

 

[InnocentAngel81]

How come no one is using that as a sig line?

now I have the urge to watch sixteen candels thanks alot buddy lol just kidding

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

I called, and this is what they said:

"Now you listen to me, Mister. God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you. And as for our Granddaughter, I am sure she has more than enough sense to steer clear of the likes of you. Now good night and good bye!"

Uh...Rebel Without a Cause?

I give up. Tell me.

 

[MechaBlade]

I've never heard it. And because sig lines don't get any better than this.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It's a "Sixteen Candles" thread, PC. Come on! We all know you watch it and cry every Valentine's Day, you big softy.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Damn...makes me wish I wore panties...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Damn...makes me wish I wore panties...

Now that's a sig line.

 

[Problem Child]

It's a "Sixteen Candles" thread, PC. Come on! We all know you watch it and cry every Valentine's Day, you big softy.

I think I saw it once. Hated all those Molly/Emilio/Judd/whomever else fucking movies.

That guy...what's his name...the smarmy little fucker with the scar on his lip...goddammit, gimme a minute...


God, look at all the ellipses...I'm becoming Ginny!

 

[Mischka]

Now that's a sig line.

I'm rather fond of mine, actually.

 

[Problem Child]

This fucking jagoff!

You're not him are you?

http://www.triviatribute.com/images2/andrewmccarthy1.jpg

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm a gambling man by nature...

 

[Problem Child]

I'm rather fond of mine, actually.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yes. I'm Andrew McCarthy.

The jig is up.

 

[Purple Haze]

I still have my signature lines turned off, any out there worth reading?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know what? Since you mentioned that you keep yours turned off I followed suit and haven't had to look at a sig line in a couple of months. And you know what? Life IS better.