Can Donald Trump heal people like Jesus did?

[Doom_Guy]

Can Donald Trump heal people of their illnesses or disabilities like Jesus did?

Can he give vision to the blind and hearing to the deaf?

Do people line up before him to be healed?

 

[Liar]

Can Donald Trump heal people of their illnesses or disabilities like Jesus did?

Yes, just as much as Jesus did. As in, not at all.

 

[pensivepoet]

No, but he does kick over the tables of the money changers cuz they ain't selling his hats fast enough.

 

[about_average]

I would think that if he could heal people he'd have healed his casino.

 

[Queersetti]

He can't heel his dog.

 

[Hypoxia]

Quite the heel, yes.

Proved by all those bankruptcies.

But at least his toupé has retained its vitality.

 

[phrodeau]

A Christian will tell you that Jesus didn't heal people, their own faith did. Even the dead ones.

 

[renard_ruse]

He is healing our nation.

 

[Lunarfaggot]

He is healing our nation.

Leech treatment?

 

[Hypoxia]

Leech treatment?

More like lobotomy and electroshock.

And patent medicines loaded with morphine, cocaine, LSD, and strychnine.

It's a perfect mind-fuck suicide cocktail, brain salad surgery.

Heal, motherfucker, HEAL!

 

[phrodeau]

Maybe Donald will turn the other cheek someday.