Can dicks lie?

[Dr_Strabismus]

So I finally got to meet the woman I've been chatting with for the last few years.

My plan was "keep cool, keep it polite". See, I didn't want to come on too strong.

So, walking along with her in the street, I just brushed her on the arm with the back of my hand, and instantly got a rock-hard hard-on, embarrassingly visible through my jeans. It just refused to go away for over an hour after that.

Now this sort of thing doesn't normally, doesn't ever, happen to me.

What is my dick trying to tell me? And can dicks lie?

I have to tell ya, I'm

 

[Stella_Omega]

So I finally got to meet the woman I've been chatting with for the last few years.

My plan was "keep cool, keep it polite". See, I didn't want to come on too strong.

So, walking along with her in the street, I just brushed her on the arm with the back of my hand, and instantly got a rock-hard hard-on, embarrassingly visible through my jeans. It just refused to go away for over an hour after that.

Now this sort of thing doesn't normally, doesn't ever, happen to me.

What is my dick trying to tell me? And can dicks lie?

I have to tell ya, I'm

You have to listen to what the Little Super Dude is telling you, doc.

Hope she hears it too- of course, that's always the tricky part!

 

[glynndah]

Not exactly lie, just doesn't pay any attention to the questions you're asking.

 

[neonlyte]

Bastard lies all the time. Mine mostly lies flat.


Good trip?

 

[yevkassem72]

My dick doesn't lie. Nor do Shakira's hips. Too bad I can't make them meet.

But anyway, you must have a serious hard-on for her based on knowing her that long. Not surprising. I have never met any of the women on here, but many of them give me hard-ons.

 

[EveAnna]

Now you've just answered a question I've had on my mind for a long time and, yep, now I know - Dicks do indeed have a mind of their own.

 

[rgraham666]

Isn't that one of the standard definitions of a dick?

As in, "That dick lied to me!"

 

[impressive]

Hrm, chemistry.

 

[Guest]

So I finally got to meet the woman I've been chatting with for the last few years.

My plan was "keep cool, keep it polite". See, I didn't want to come on too strong.

So, walking along with her in the street, I just brushed her on the arm with the back of my hand, and instantly got a rock-hard hard-on, embarrassingly visible through my jeans. It just refused to go away for over an hour after that.

Now this sort of thing doesn't normally, doesn't ever, happen to me.

What is my dick trying to tell me? And can dicks lie?

I have to tell ya, I'm

I'm happy for the three of you.



(You are seeing her again, aren't you?)

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Dicks are like their owners... some lie, some are honest and forthright, others are useless ugly blobs.

Think of your dick as a mirror, what are you like? How are you and your dick similar? Become one with your penis. Respect the cock.

Gah, now I sound like Oprah with a penis... oh wait, she already has one. Never mind.

I'm going to go be nice to my wang and call it a good boy and pet it and make it happy.

 

[neonlyte]

I'm going to go be nice to my wang and call it a good boy and pet it and make it happy.

Your's is male

I think mine must be female... these days it only seems to react to lesbians

 

[geronimo_appleby]

my name is Richard and I've been known to tell the odd porkie.

wrong kinda dick?

 

[Guest]

Dicks are like their owners... some lie, some are honest and forthright, others are useless ugly blobs.

Think of your dick as a mirror, what are you like? How are you and your dick similar? Become one with your penis. Respect the cock.

Gah, now I sound like Oprah with a penis... oh wait, she already has one. Never mind.

I'm going to go be nice to my wang and call it a good boy and pet it and make it happy.

Oooh. Wanna meet over on the "Who do you want to have sex with" thread?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Oooh. Wanna meet over on the "Who do you want to have sex with" thread?

DEAL!

DO we have one of those here or is it still in the Story Idea Forum?

 

[Guest]

DEAL!

DO we have one of those here or is it still in the Story Idea Forum?

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=22870818#post22870818

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=22870818#post22870818

Gotcha!

 

[3113]

Doesn't it depend on the Dick's age? I've heard tell that at puberty, Dicks will let their owners know they're horny about...well, everything and anything.

 

[TxRad]

Doesn't it depend on the Dick's age? I've heard tell that at puberty, Dicks will let their owners know they're horny about...well, everything and anything.

I thought that started with Dick and Jane?

 

[Guest]

My dick has made me lie!

 

[TxRad]

My dick has made me lie!

Amen to that......

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Dicks are like their owners... some lie, some are honest and forthright, others are useless ugly blobs.

Think of your dick as a mirror, what are you like? How are you and your dick similar? Become one with your penis. Respect the cock.

Gah, now I sound like Oprah with a penis... oh wait, she already has one. Never mind.

I'm going to go be nice to my wang and call it a good boy and pet it and make it happy.

LOLOLOL!

Perfect!

 

[marifree]

Respect the cock.

Hmmmm... Where have I heard that before?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

LOLOLOL!

Perfect!

Happily humming the Monty Python "Penis Song"

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hmmmm... Where have I heard that before?

I heard it on the radio, Bob and Tom show I think.

 

[The_Fool]

I think I am going to simply wander in and out of the thread without making too many waves...