Can anyone treat my condition?

[vfrman]

I am suffering from workalitis Hornicus - Iam sat at my desk, feeling horny, with no one to share my urges.......

Any ladies out htere who could entertain a 6' blonde blue eyed englinshman for a while please give me some therapy.........

 

[Lady Reiha]

*hands him a bottle of laxatives* Take 2.

 

[vfrman]

LOL that wasn't quite what I had in mind, but better than no resopnse at all I suppose!!

 

[ChikieRoo]

I hate that feeling...

You're sitting there, doing what you think is a good job, but you find your mind wandering to the southern regions of that special someone.

You start to feel that little tingle....and it's all over

You can't concentrate, you can't do anything productive...

All in while, making the situation worse, then someone pops around your cube corner...scares the hell out of you...

and your fantasies of taking that person on your desk is diminished

crap...

back to work

 

[vfrman]

I hate that feeling...

You're sitting there, doing what you think is a good job, but you find your mind wandering to the southern regions of that special someone.

You start to feel that little tingle....and it's all over

You can't concentrate, you can't do anything productive...

All in while, making the situation worse, then someone pops around your cube corner...scares the hell out of you...

and your fantasies of taking that person on your desk is diminished

crap...

back to work

You got it in one!! Its all the more embarrasing for us guys.....the physical evidence can give the game away if your not careful LOL

 

[ChikieRoo]

LMAO!!

See and I guess I would be considered a bitch for doing this... to which I upfrontly appologize..

But I love wearing really sexy outfits to work, of course they are professional, but always leave something to the immagination...

and i just absolutely LOVE it when my older male bosses or co-workers come by to discuss work issues..

and there's me, sitting in my chair, staring up at them with these huge blue eyes, and a low cut top, swiveling side to side in my chair...

and these poor guys, can't keep a sentence together, let alone keep eye contact with me

oh man, if i only had a set of eyes on my breasts...LOL

 

[vfrman]

LMAO!!

See and I guess I would be considered a bitch for doing this... to which I upfrontly appologize..

But I love wearing really sexy outfits to work, of course they are professional, but always leave something to the immagination...

and i just absolutely LOVE it when my older male bosses or co-workers come by to discuss work issues..

and there's me, sitting in my chair, staring up at them with these huge blue eyes, and a low cut top, swiveling side to side in my chair...

and these poor guys, can't keep a sentence together, let alone keep eye contact with me

oh man, if i only had a set of eyes on my breasts...LOL

You could come and work in my office anytime, there is no female staf to brighten up the scenary round here, just a bunch of hairy arsed blokes from the workshop!!

Being my own boss I ought to have a few ladies around, but it hard to find ones who are interested in our line of work.

I have to say i think I would be quite peased to see you staring up at me, although with you being sat down you would be in perfect eyeline to witness the raing of my trouser tent!! What you did about it would be another question altogether though !!

You are quite right though, you are a vit of a bitch, but then there is nothing wrong with that!! - in fact I quite like a bit of bitch!

 

[ChikieRoo]

Why good sir...

~*ahem*~

Boss...

what is it that you do in your line of work...

I am a multi-talented young lady...

~*wink*~

 

[vfrman]

We sell pumping equipment! for livestock farmers, mainly for pumping the sort of stuff that people would rather not be involved in!! if you get my drift.

Could always use a good woman round the office though, I am sure i could put your talents to good use.

 

[vr2020]

LMAO!!

See and I guess I would be considered a bitch for doing this... to which I upfrontly appologize..

But I love wearing really sexy outfits to work, of course they are professional, but always leave something to the immagination...

and i just absolutely LOVE it when my older male bosses or co-workers come by to discuss work issues..

and there's me, sitting in my chair, staring up at them with these huge blue eyes, and a low cut top, swiveling side to side in my chair...

and these poor guys, can't keep a sentence together, let alone keep eye contact with me

oh man, if i only had a set of eyes on my breasts...LOL

Wow, can you come work in my office? I'll make the benefits real nice

 

[ChikieRoo]

Sweet pea...

~*ahem*~

Boss...

I could do anything you asked me to do , and then some...

I do take orders very well....

While always maintaining a friendly and professional attitude

~*wink*~

 

[ChikieRoo]

and VR

what is it that you do for a living

i mean.. how would i be of service to you???

 

[vr2020]

and VR

what is it that you do for a living

i mean.. how would i be of service to you???

Well, i'm a programmer and everyone knows how absent minded we can be. I mean, I might forget to zip my pants or I might lose papers that are sitting in my lap. Basically I need an assistant to help me not forget stuff and find things I may have misplaced

 

[ChikieRoo]

That honestly would be perfect for me

I love taking care of people... no matter what it is

I would be delighted to bring you coffee, or take notes for you

whatever it would be to make your day run easier

=)

 

[vr2020]

That honestly would be perfect for me

I love taking care of people... no matter what it is

I would be delighted to bring you coffee, or take notes for you

whatever it would be to make your day run easier

=)

Well, there is a shortage of chairs in my office, you may have to sit on my lap. Would that be ok?

 

[ChikieRoo]

Only if that would be ok with you...

I could also sit on the desk... if it's not too messy

 

[vr2020]

Only if that would be ok with you...

I could also sit on the desk... if it's not too messy

that would work, you may have to clear a spot that. Oh, and there is a strict dress code at my office too. The women MUST wear skirts every day

 

[vfrman]

I have good a few things you could take down for me, and I have an ornamental pole that needs regular polishing.

How are you on oral? - I do like a good spell of dicktation.....it brings a broud grin to my face, and makes my tongue flick in and out, is there anything you could put on it?

you may need to bring some knee pads to work, as there are times when I may need you to spend extended periods on your knees, mainly below the level of my desk top..........

 

[ChikieRoo]

I would be more than obliged to be of service to my boss

whatever needs to be done, I shall do

all with a smile on my face

absolutely

 

[nyrjmk]

what a bunch of lucky guys, i only wish that i had some decent eye candy in my office, it is almost as if the managment of the company i work for insists on old as a requirement to be hired, but thanks for the visual, and please keep up the sexy comments

LMAO!!

See and I guess I would be considered a bitch for doing this... to which I upfrontly appologize..

But I love wearing really sexy outfits to work, of course they are professional, but always leave something to the immagination...

and i just absolutely LOVE it when my older male bosses or co-workers come by to discuss work issues..

and there's me, sitting in my chair, staring up at them with these huge blue eyes, and a low cut top, swiveling side to side in my chair...

and these poor guys, can't keep a sentence together, let alone keep eye contact with me

oh man, if i only had a set of eyes on my breasts...LOL

 

[ChikieRoo]

well hello there nyr

thank you for the lovely comments

but, whatever i post, anywhere is always the truth

i am damn good at everything i do, while maintaining a friendly and professional attitude

i just wish i was paid and appreciated for all my talents =(

oh yea, and on a side note... to be appreciated by someone else too (ie a man)

 

[nyrjmk]

i agree all of us should be paid for any skilled services provided, the only question would be what forms of compensation would you accept?
also sounds to me like you are making a pointed comment about a specific man who knows exactly who he is and what he did wrong...

well hello there nyr

thank you for the lovely comments
but, whatever i post, anywhere is always the truth
i am damn good at everything i do, while maintaining a friendly and professional attitude
i just wish i was paid and appreciated for all my talents =(
oh yea, and on a side note... to be appreciated by someone else too (ie a man)

 

[vr2020]

I would be more than obliged to be of service to my boss

whatever needs to be done, I shall do

all with a smile on my face

absolutely

In that case the job is yours if you want it