Can anybody find me somebody to love?

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Each morning I get up I die a little, (can barely stand on my feet) take a look in the mirror and cry "Lord what you're doing to me! I have spent all my years in believing you, but I just can't get no relief, Lord!" Somebody, oh somebody, can anybody find me somebody to love?

fmercuryday@theraces.com

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Go to the corner Woodvine and Central, ask for Darla and the house special, plus tell her Joe sent ya. Take lots of cash, she does not accept American Express.

Who says you cant buy love these days?

 

[kidthor]

I love Queen. but I think Freddie found one too many people to love...It's sad really.

 

[Cerberus666]

You know I think Queen wrote a song about this.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Are you a Fat Bottom Girls type DCL?

 

[Nora]

In answer...

Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

 

[Rex1960]

c'mon DCL
you know you could find somebody in Barcelona like Freddy did.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

am I going to be the only one to try and help this poor bastard? Is everyone preoccupied with Ready Freddy jokes about him given good heady and winding up deady?

 

[Nora]

Are you a Fat Bottom Girls type DCL?

Dammit, Bob. Gettin' in the way of my pathetic make-believe flirtations!

 

[sunstruck]

Some things just have to stay platonic my dear.

Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live

You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Dammit, Bob. Gettin' in the way of my pathetic make-believe flirtations!

C'mon....don't hide it...you want him because of the Dawn Wells remark.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Is everyone preoccupied with Ready Freddy jokes about him given good heady and winding up deady?

LOL

 

[Wiggles]

Find a woman, and you'll find love.

 

[marksgirl]

Nope, can't help him out because I'm to damm busy eating fruit loops.

 

[sunstruck]

Nope, can't help him out because I'm to damm busy eating fruit loops.

Yeah! That's umm...what?

 

[lost]

Each morning I get up I die a little, (can barely stand on my feet) take a look in the mirror and cry "Lord what you're doing to me! I have spent all my years in believing you, but I just can't get no relief, Lord!" Somebody, oh somebody, can anybody find me somebody to love?

fmercuryday@theraces.com

What are you looking for?

 

[marksgirl]

Yeah! That's umm...what?

A joke.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

What are you looking for?

She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. 'Let them eat cake' she says, just like Marie Antoinette. A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy. At anytime an invitation, you can't decline. Caviar and cigarettes, well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice. She's a Killer Queen; gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind. Recommended at the price. Insatiable in appetite.

You know, a people person.

 

[Nora]

Yeah, I'm a rocket ship on my way to Mars
On a collision course
I am a satellite I'm out of control
I am a sex machine ready to reload
Like an atom bomb about to
Oh oh oh oh oh explode

Ok, maybe I'm not a people person.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

She keeps Moet et Chandon in her pretty cabinet. 'Let them eat cake' she says, just like Marie Antoinette. A built in remedy for Khrushchev and Kennedy. At anytime an invitation, you can't decline. Caviar and cigarettes, well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice. She's a Killer Queen; gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind. Recommended at the price. Insatiable in appetite.

You know, a people person.

Damnit if that doesn't sound like Janet Reno.

 

[sunstruck]

I don't know, love can make a person crazy.

I'm one card short of a full deck
I'm not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
I'm not at my usual top billing
I'm coming down with a fever
I'm really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear, I'm going slightly mad
I'm going slightly mad
It finally happened, happened
It finally happened uh huh
It finally happened I'm slightly mad - oh dear!

 

[islandman]

Damnit if that doesn't sound like Janet Reno.

Dude, your AV is scaring the piss out of me. That and you talking about Janet Reno is giving me a case of the willies.


Sincerely,

a concerned Lit. citizen

 

[Guest]

Dunno about that, DCL...

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Dude, your AV is scaring the piss out of me. That and you talking about Janet Reno is giving me a case of the willies.


Sincerely,

a concerned Lit. citizen

Dear concerned,

Do you need me to break out the Janet Reno AV?

 

[Guest]