Can a person learn to drink without a college degree?

[JohnnySausage]

In the 40's & 50's drinking was much easier than today. Now there's light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas. Drink the wrong flavor of martini and you get hit on by the wrong bar crawler. A sheepskin wineflask is more valuable than a teaching degree for holding spirits at a Phish concert. Maybe bartending is the road to enlightenment, drunk chicks and soggy socks.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Hmmm. It looks to me like the average American male gave up drinking to suck on cock.

 

[NeverEndingMe]

think you need to call on the key professional drinkers like SeanH, and Dick.

 

[Honey123]

In the 40's & 50's drinking was much easier than today. Now there's light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas. Drink the wrong flavor of martini and you get hit on by the wrong bar crawler. A sheepskin wineflask is more valuable than a teaching degree for holding spirits at a Phish concert. Maybe bartending is the road to enlightenment, drunk chicks and soggy socks.

Who would come up with all the good drinking games, if not for college students!!!!

 

[JohnnySausage]

Hmmm. It looks to me like the average American male gave up drinking to suck on cock.

Couldn't say. I can't see average from this height.

 

[JohnnySausage]

Who would come up with all the good drinking games, if not for college students!!!!

Who else has the time and their parents' money to waste on the booze...besides dumb rich kids?

 

[eyer]

Now there's light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas.

"there's" doesn't work there, hombre...

 

[GracefullyYours]

"there's" doesn't work there, hombre...

God damn....correcting grammar makes my panties wet......

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Wood someone corect my gwamer to make Grace happee?

 

[eyer]

God damn....correcting grammar makes my panties wet......

What a coincidence...

...wet panties make my tongue throb.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Wood someone corect my gwamer to make Grace happee?

Yes please....don't make me beg.....

What a coincidence...

...wet panties make my tongue throb.

And that makes parts of me throb that would make tongues wag.....

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

God damn....correcting grammar makes my panties wet......

That sounds like a t-shirt.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

God damn....correcting grammar makes my panties wet......

That sounds like a t-shirt.

This reminds me of a HS English teacher.

 

[atmas]

God damn....correcting grammar makes my panties wet......

Too bad it was wrong. I agree that "there's" is ungainly but it is still a contraction of there is.

To the OP I recommend scotch, single malt, neat. It stinks and tastes awful unless you've harvested that taste, at which point it tastes sublime...and at which point you've distanced yourself from adolescent drinkers.

 

[eyer]

Too bad it was wrong. I agree that "there's" is ungainly but it is still a contraction of there is.

"there's" = there is

"Now there's light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas." = "Now there is light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas." is incorrect.

Proper composition would read:

Now there are light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas.

or

Now there're light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas.

is = singular

are = plural
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[GracefullyYours]

Too bad it was wrong. I agree that "there's" is ungainly but it is still a contraction of there is.

To the OP I recommend scotch, single malt, neat. It stinks and tastes awful unless you've harvested that taste, at which point it tastes sublime...and at which point you've distanced yourself from adolescent drinkers.

*facepalm*

It should be "there ARE" genius....subject/verb agreement....

 

[GracefullyYours]

"there's" = there is

"Now there's light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas." = "Now there is light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas." is incorrect.

Proper composition would read:

Now there are light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas.

or

Now there're light beers, dark rums and flavored vodkas.

is = singular

are = plural
.
.
.
.

I want to have your babies.....

 

[Sean]

I want to have your babies.....

Don't, there are enough fucking idiots in the world.

 

[GracefullyYours]

Don't, there are enough fucking idiots in the world.

*sniff* cunt blocker....

Isn't therre an MMORPG calling your name?

 

[eyer]

I want to have your babies.....

I've never helped make one...

...I'm afraid it may prove impossible to find glasses for a kid with 3 eyes.

 

[GracefullyYours]

I've never helped make one...

...I'm afraid it may prove impossible to find glasses for a kid with 3 eyes.

I have good genes....I can compensate for a trick Y-chromosome allele or two.