Cameltoe - sexy or no?

I don’t remember the first time I heard the term camel-toe but I think it was on Conan O’Brien. I do know that the second I understood what it meant, I realized I’d been broadcasting one for most of my adult life without even knowing the name for it. I’ve always been a blue jean girl. Not stiff, modest Levi’s , I mean skin-tight denim, the kind that grips every curve, pulls tight across the hips, and turns simple movement into suggestion. Fabric under tension has a way of telling secrets. Well, at least some of my secrets.

Back in college, my FWB gave it a different name. He called it “LS” meaning lip separation (he wasn’t a comic visionary like Conan), and the first time he said it, I nearly died of embarrassment. I hadn’t realized people noticed. My first instinct was to hide it, wear thick, modest panties, and make it go away.

Then reality hit me: if they noticed, they were looking. And if they were looking, it wasn’t because they were offended. It was because they were tempted.

I also learned something else. It takes a specific kind of body to pull it off. A pronounced mons is part of the equation. Fortunately for me… I check that box.

So, I stopped hiding it. Some days, depending on the outfit, I treat it the same way I treat going braless. You’ll see more of what I’ve got. The outline will be clearer and the message less subtle.

And whatever your mind does with that, well, that is entirely your business.
Here's to you! Well said, I give you great credit 👏.
 
I don’t remember the first time I heard the term camel-toe but I think it was on Conan O’Brien. I do know that the second I understood what it meant, I realized I’d been broadcasting one for most of my adult life without even knowing the name for it. I’ve always been a blue jean girl. Not stiff, modest Levi’s , I mean skin-tight denim, the kind that grips every curve, pulls tight across the hips, and turns simple movement into suggestion. Fabric under tension has a way of telling secrets. Well, at least some of my secrets.

Back in college, my FWB gave it a different name. He called it “LS” meaning lip separation (he wasn’t a comic visionary like Conan), and the first time he said it, I nearly died of embarrassment. I hadn’t realized people noticed. My first instinct was to hide it, wear thick, modest panties, and make it go away.

Then reality hit me: if they noticed, they were looking. And if they were looking, it wasn’t because they were offended. It was because they were tempted.

I also learned something else. It takes a specific kind of body to pull it off. A pronounced mons is part of the equation. Fortunately for me… I check that box.

So, I stopped hiding it. Some days, depending on the outfit, I treat it the same way I treat going braless. You’ll see more of what I’ve got. The outline will be clearer and the message less subtle.

And whatever your mind does with that, well, that is entirely your business.
I love this... and I truly love your attitude about it, and it reminded me of a work incident my wife told me about. for reference: were still dating at the time of the famous incident.
For Nearly 20yrs my wife worked for a high-end retail store in Chicago off Mich. Ave. (and it wasn't saks). she managed (two) dept. one being women's fashion. She told me this at dinner that evening.
To set the scene.
There were several store clients that truly valued my wife's opinion. One in particular was in shopping on the faithful day and had asked for my wife, who found her and the tailor in the fitting room. The client and the tailor ( a woman) were at odds about the fit of clients pants.

The tailor told my wife.. 'the pants, are riding up" ... My (future wife) was a bit confused.. and said to the tailor "they looked good on her hips and "butt"... The tailor who my wife said, is sought after by clients and a lady of very traditional designs... finally said... "Her ""sex is prominent"".... to which my wife was even more confused and shocked...now thinking this client made a pass at the little ole lady... when the client saw the confusion just blurted out...
"My Camel Toe is showing.." proudly pointing at it... with a follow up remark that stunned my future wife and to this day makes her laugh out loud. Her clients eye were straight at HER, and said with a smile .... 'Like yours'
 
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