Calories in Cum?

[liz3030]

I know this sounds a bit ridiculous but I was wondering if anyone knows how many calories are involved in the average male ejaculation.

I have been dieting (who isn't) and have been rather careful of what I am eating. I love to perform Oral on my husband and have no issues with swallowing him, however I am curious as to how many calories I am consuming with each BJ

Thanks

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

I know this sounds a bit ridiculous but I was wondering if anyone knows how many calories are involved in the average male ejaculation.

I have been dieting (who isn't) and have been rather careful of what I am eating. I love to perform Oral on my husband and have no issues with swallowing him, however I am curious as to how many calories I am consuming with each BJ

Thanks

Not enough to matter, unless you are sucking his cock 30 times a day. I think it is in the 20-30 calorie range.

 

[batchman]

Like the jogger who has a carrot after a run, I'd have to say you burned off more calories than you're taking in, so that puts you ahead of the game. No need to count those calories. Unless you're giving BJs as part of a weight loss program, in which case I have enclosed $50 and a plain brown wrapper for the book.

 

[Different Guy]

heh heh so if my girlfriend ever complains about the calorie content I can say there's hardly any in!

 

[asenath]

http://askthecouch.com/2_past_template.asp?article=13

Semen Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 Tbsp. (20cc)
Servings Per Container about 1 every 6 hours

Amount Per Serving
Calories 15 .................Calories from Fat 0
Daily Value Total Fat 0g............................................0
Saturated Fat 0g.......................................0
Cholesterol 0mg.....................................0
Sodium 10mg..........................................5
Total Carbohydrate 1g..........................1
Protein .05g

Vitamin A 0 .........................VitaminC .5
Vitamin B12 2 .......................Zinc3

 

[WynEternal]

Thanks asenath. Now... to measure how much cum is in each individual bj for Jenny Craig.

 

[flawed_ethics]

And remember girls...

How about that - a significant source of Vitamin B12 and Zinc (given the average serving).

Now if they could only show that as being part of a balanced breakfast.

 

[bharman4102]

I need to get one of those stickers to wear when I'm out tonite...."fat free, cholesterol free, good source of Vitamin B12 and Zinc" ...Bad side is I've told gf its a good source of protein, but the numbers show I'm wrong....would that count as just a little white lie or some serious false advertising?

 

[Lust Engine]

For the amount of calories consumed during the workout compared to the amount you're gonna burn off, I'd still say you're coming out ahead. Why worry about these caloric numbers of all the other ones out there? Granted this is technically an "indulgence" but think of all the good benefits to be gained by a hot romp in the hay!

 

[shopperst]

THe original allround aerobic exercise

For the amount of calories consumed during the workout compared to the amount you're gonna burn off, I'd still say you're coming out ahead. Why worry about these caloric numbers of all the other ones out there? Granted this is technically an "indulgence" but think of all the good benefits to be gained by a hot romp in the hay!

Build up your stamina, flexibility & muscle tone. Can also stretch the bondaries of your imagination & agility if done correctly. If done with no warm up, can still raise the heart rate.

nothing like a win/win situation.

 

[Hairgrip]

research shows that women who have 'direct' contact with their partner's cum tend to be happier. go figure.
so even if it has negliable calorie content (be sensible here - sex burns calories) it makes you happy. since diets tend to make people sad i'd say balence yourself out with cum.

Hx

 

[Jaded1]

I know this sounds a bit ridiculous but I was wondering if anyone knows how many calories are involved in the average male ejaculation.

I have been dieting (who isn't) and have been rather careful of what I am eating. I love to perform Oral on my husband and have no issues with swallowing him, however I am curious as to how many calories I am consuming with each BJ

Thanks

Wow, the calorie count is low and it makes your hair shiny too........

Jaded1, CT

 

[flawed_ethics]

I need to get one of those stickers to wear when I'm out tonite...."fat free, cholesterol free, good source of Vitamin B12 and Zinc" ...Bad side is I've told gf its a good source of protein, but the numbers show I'm wrong....would that count as just a little white lie or some serious false advertising?

Hell, even if it isn't as significant a source of protein as once touted, it still provides the full range of amino acids a body needs. It's good for what ails ya!

 

[HotxXxReader]

Hahaha this thread is too funny

 

[Jaded1]

Hahaha this thread is too funny

Well, you can laugh all you want....

But to you ladys that ARE interested in a more beautiful you I am very available..........

It one of those win/win situations that you hear so much about..........

Jaded1, CT

Hey, just a good looking guy trying to help out.....

 

[SupaStyles]

http://askthecouch.com/2_past_template.asp?article=13

Semen Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 Tbsp. (20cc)
Servings Per Container about 1 every 6 hours
Protein .05g

Wow you really can find everything on the net...

I was of the understanding there was more protein in semen.. who knew..