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Dirty Slut

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Yep, there's nothing like the smell of a new car, is there. It's very compelling. Very much like a beautiful virgin bride, or as the bride her dress. We just have to have it. "Stop. Take a deep breath, and let it out." As my daddy would say, "and just keep on breathing." He then explained to me that I could have the very same beauty at a much lesser price if I was willing to wait a little bit longer before purchasing it. Sure it might not have that new car smell, and it would have a few extra miles on it by then, or even a scratch, or two. But so what? It would cost thousands less, and only a couple hundred to fix the scratchs if I wanted to, and still get a great warrenty. Every car Dealer uses a certain percentage of their inventory of New cars for purposes of showcasing their cars in eveyday situations where the car will be seen by many potential buyers. These cars are sold too, but at a substantially lower price, though they do come with the same warrenty as a brand new car. Another thing to think about is purchasing a new car that has been repossessed. Sure it's been used, but you can ususally get the original warrenty turned over to your name. And another idea is to go see what cars the Renta Car Companyies are selling.

Okay, so none of these cars are brand virgin new, but they are just as pretty, and clean, and New Enough, and a hell of a lot cheaper. And tell me truthfully, if you could buy a better car say a Porche, for the price of what you could afford before say a Caddy, wouldn't you?

DS
 
Yeh, but all that said, I refer to a previous statement of mine:

"ain't nuthin like the smell of a new car, 'cept maybe for pussy!"

One of my favourite quotes of all time, and so true!


Just call me the rude dude, with a nose for crude!!!
 
Autoshops in the UK can sell you a spray on product that mimics the smell of a new car without the toxins.

Some auto valet companies will use it after a full in and out valet for a couple of pounds on the bill.

Og

PS. Anyone for recycled virgin (car)?
 
I seem to be the only person I know who's not obsessed by cars and not particularly impressed by them. I want something that'll run and stop when I want it to, and that's pretty much all I want.

I recently had to replace my old '87 van when I ran it into the ground, and found a '92 Le Mans for $1000 that badly needs shocks. It had the tough, beat-up, been-around-the-block look that appealed to me, so I bought it. 162,000 miles. (Highway miles, of course.) The car's haunted: when you leave it idle for any length of time, the doors lock from the inside, and if you don't have the door key with you, you're screwed. Other than that, the windshield washer doesn't work. I keep a squirt bottle in the car and squirt out the window as I drive if I need it.

If you can afford the payments, I'm sure a new car is nice, even though they all look the same now. I just don't think that they're a thousand-dollars-a-month nice, at least not to me. I'm waiting for the kids to grow up and then I'll get a motorcycle. That's something worth being obsessed with.

---dr.M.
 
I'm waiting for the kids to grow up and then I'll get a motorcycle. That's something worth being obsessed with.

---dr.M.

I couldn't agree more. :D Thanks...I thought I was the only one.

~lucky
 
lewdandlicentious said:
Yeh, but all that said, I refer to a previous statement of mine:

"ain't nuthin like the smell of a new car, 'cept maybe for pussy!"

One of my favourite quotes of all time, and so true!


Just call me the rude dude, with a nose for crude!!!

I heard somebody say that the other day. :eek:

There's a lot of rude people about! :eek:

Lou :p
 
Indeed there are sweet Lou-Lou, indeed there are.

Dr Mab, It's not an obsession with me, and to the larger extent, I share your lack of obsession.

I just simply had the opportunity for one more new one, and as there really is, nothing like a new car, and I'm lucky in that I could afford it, I took it.

Yes I suppose there is a little status symbolism involved, I'd be a liar if I said there wasn't, but it's not the be-all and end-all for me.

There is more to life, but driving is a source of pleasure for me, so why not??

Life is about enjoyment, and I enjoy mine!
 
Dirty Slut said:

Okay, so none of these cars are brand virgin new, but they are just as pretty, and clean, and New Enough, and a hell of a lot cheaper. And tell me truthfully, if you could buy a better car say a Porche, for the price of what you could afford before say a Caddy, wouldn't you?

DS

I happen to like my useless Porche, The smell of a new car is irrelevant I could care less that it smells like new molded plastic and glue drying. I like the idea that no one else has had fluffy in the vehicle leaving hair and other forms of life to begin a new village.

I also like the fact there is not burn holes and coffe stains and scratches and abuse to the engine and trans.

A nice used one year old car is nice but it is still used. You can use the wife but not my car.
 
lewdandlicentious said:
Hell, there are times when I wish someone would use my wife,

But no-one but me uses my car!!

Glad my husband's not like that! I can use the car whenever I damn well please. :p

Ahem... back to serious mode...

Bloody hell, this is tougher than quitting smoking! ;)

Lou :rose:
 
I don't have to wait for the kids to grow up, the wife has mine. Motorbike here I come.. A nice hog :)
 
lewdandlicentious said:
But if I'm not mistaken Lou-Lou, don't you have your own car??

Damn! I forgot you knew that.

Yes, I do, that's why I can use it whenever I damn well please.

:p
 
I have a Morris Minor, but my SO calls it a wardrobe on wheels and refuses to drive it because I told him I would hang him up by his curlies if he so much as scratched it.

So he bought a Rover, which he also doesn't like to drive. So I get to drive that too!!

Yeah!

*dances*


Sorry, sad, I know! :eek:
 
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