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chunu said:
is it just me or is it a slow news day - lara bingle and baby elephants fighting for the top stories, well, all of this week actually
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Lara Bungle has screwed up with the choice of management she has now as he is/was the man who signed the Chk, CHK BOOM girl & Corey the waste of space party boy & look how he got their careers boosted :confused::rolleyes:

I believe that He the manager is responsible for the pic appearing in the mag with her knowledge & she is by no means the innocent at all.:mad:
 
hi all. 31 m townsville.
i only found this site a cpl of weeks ago and have been on reading every night since. i don't think ive read so much since high school lol Usually on at night / late afternoon. Its a good thing the servers at work won't let me log on or else I wouldn't be getting much done but would be going to the bathroom regularly
Glad to see there are other well read horny aussies here and im not alone :)
any and all feel free to PM me, always up for chatting with new ppl
 
allysin said:
well, I don't usually time myself and it would really depend on how long your tongue teased my.... oh! you meant what time will I get off work... my bad. :eek:
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You are bad. So bad i ought to give you a tongue lashing. And I made my living off my oral skills. (Call centre, lol) Because of your “my bad”, I'm not going to spare my rod. You will get it quite hard before I am through.

Must say you have a fantastic name AllySIN. I'm a mere pawn, moniker wise.
 
Rorschach_Oz said:
Doubly so, I see ;-)
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A comfort to now that numeracy is still working in Australian education....smiles...Dare I say it? "Smarty Bum!!" laughs

Gil_T2 said:
Any tune I might have heard before?

I like being hummed as well as doing some humming for some lady or another.
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As long as it's not "We Are One"....laughs. Ummmm I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts? Song title, not skiting....:devil:

Gil_T2 said:
I can be a bit cheeky too.....


LOL Mz Moon set herself up for that one ROFPML.:D

Sadly if Mz Moon changes her AV in the future this will all mean nothing.
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Oh Mr Gil, you are being quite the tormentor to me today....hmmm will have to think of something devilishly wicked for my revenge :devil:

Mm weekend soon, shall apply bottle of voddie and see what i can roll out of this evil mind of mine...

:kiss:MsMoon:kiss:
 
WhiteQueensKnight said:
You are bad. So bad i ought to give you a tongue lashing. And I made my living off my oral skills. (Call centre, lol) Because of your “my bad”, I'm not going to spare my rod. You will get it quite hard before I am through.

Must say you have a fantastic name AllySIN. I'm a mere pawn, moniker wise.
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Is that a "Call on Demand" experience you have there or just a tug on your Collar and leash? Does it have a "D" ring at front for ease of um....mounting??? Laughs, sorry couldn't resist. I'm bad, flog me........or I can flog you if you like?
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enrapturedmoon said:
Is that a "Call on Demand" experience you have there or just a tug on your Collar and leash? Does it have a "D" ring at front for ease of um....mounting??? Laughs, sorry couldn't resist. I'm bad, flog me........or I can flog you if you like?
:kiss:
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Its all about giving the client the best experience. Always be ready to answer the call.

That in the pic was a loaner but the one I have now, single D ring. And i just picked up a leather leash today. After next weekend, I hope to have some interesting pics of it in use, along with some other Sexpo purchases. Mind if i send you a quick PM? Seeing how you're up at this hour. My excuse is I'm a guy and its my morning glory posting this stuff.
 
WhiteQueensKnight said:
You are bad. So bad i ought to give you a tongue lashing. And I made my living off my oral skills. (Call centre, lol) Because of your “my bad”, I'm not going to spare my rod. You will get it quite hard before I am through.

Must say you have a fantastic name AllySIN. I'm a mere pawn, moniker wise.
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oh my... I'm not sure I was that bad, was I? Please be gentle... at first! :devil:

au contraire, WhiteQueensKnight! Thou art not a lowly pawn, but the noblest of Knights and protector of your lady's realm!
 
allysin said:
oh my... I'm not sure I was that bad, was I? Please be gentle... at first! :devil:

au contraire, WhiteQueensKnight! Thou art not a lowly pawn, but the noblest of Knights and protector of your lady's realm!
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I doubt I'll be able to protect your realm from being ravaged and plundered.

Especially since I want to be the one ravaging and plundering. Mmm.
 
WhiteQueensKnight said:
I doubt I'll be able to protect your realm from being ravaged and plundered.

Especially since I want to be the one ravaging and plundering. Mmm.
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oh, no! not my realm! :eek: *trying to cover my ample assets*

so, WhiteQueensKnight, would it be possible to include a little pillaging in there somewhere? what can I say, I like to be wooed a little before being ravaged and plundered... :devil:
 
allysin said:
oh, no! not my realm! :eek: *trying to cover my ample assets*

so, WhiteQueensKnight, would it be possible to include a little pillaging in there somewhere? what can I say, I like to be wooed a little before being ravaged and plundered... :devil:
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Why of course. I am at your service, milady.
 
lol whitequeen, you will find a work lit balance eventually.

however, finding a lit to rest of the entire internet balance, altogether more hard - erm, i mean difficult
 
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