Calling Gawd out as a fraud!

[Starfish]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=74756

I'm a lover, My sweet, and right now I'm loving your ass. I never fight, Gabriel does all of My dirty work.

Uh, lord, it is Metatron who does your all of your dirty work, remember? Even if he orders the others to to it for him, you lay it all on him, not Gabriel.

Getting senile in your old age are we?

 

[fgarvb1]

one look at your Avatar and i can't remember what the damn thread is about.


nice, very nice.

 

[Starfish]

What? IT is innocent!




Okay, fine, I swear the other pics were innocent...

 

[Ravenloft]

Starfish... Nothing about you is innocent...

Bwahahahahah!

 

[miles]

Starfish

Excellent pectoral fins

 

[fgarvb1]

yeah, right where is your other hand? (we )

 

[Starfish]

What hand?


Thanks guys, but the Lord, thy Gawd is in need of a memory booster, not a mammory booster.

Maybe he isn't taking his vitamin T.

 

[scylis]

*stares at fishie's av*



erm.. what? i had something to say, but....

 

[Starfish]

If I flashed my cooter at you men, would you go away?

I didn't think so.

nevermind

 

[Ravenloft]

Whats a Cooter, Starfish?

 

[scylis]

heheh heh heheheh... she said cooter....

 

[Starfish]

A cooter, by definition is......



Main Entry: coo·ter
Pronunciation: 'kü-t&r also 'ku-t&
Function: noun
Etymology: of African origin; akin to Bambara & Malinke kuta turtle
Date: 1832
chiefly Southern : any of several turtles (genus Pseudemys and especially P. concinna) especially of the southern and eastern U.S.


Want to see my snapper?

 

[Ravenloft]

Doesn't a turtles head poking out of its shell resemble a cock more than anything? Or do I just have a dirty mind?