Calling All Literotica Has Beens

*nope, nothing interesting here*

Jeeeeezus Criminey!!!!!! I was just kidding. Was that Never's shoe? Don't you know it's rude to throw shoes at people?

I think we've hit that phase where even the word vagina isn't shocking people.

I agree.

Post more political shit. What do you think this is, anyway? A porn board or something? Some people.

By the way, you'd get more views if you'd post pics of your tatas. There she goes with that throwing shit at me again. Who put the chili peppers in your rice crispies?

:D You know you love me. Admit it. Say it with me. "I love KillerMuffin cause she's so gosh darn cool and she reads all my threads."
 
I feel the same way sometimes... I guess we all do... there are some threads I started that I thought would be really great and they died in seconds. But every now and then you're pleasantly surprised and you start something just for the hell of it and it gets tons of attention... you never know.

But - I do sympathize... sometimes I think people want me only for my huge monster cock... *grin*

Maybe you need to talk about your ta-ta's more?
 
Lavender, you sound like Bill Clinton worrying about his legacy. Go play with your vagina.
 
lavender said:
I have been watching my threads lately and my posts, etc. I have decided I am a Literotica Has Been. *gasp*

Yes, it's a traumatic thing, but it is true. My threads used to get tons of lookers and posters. But, *sigh*, no more.

Ah, the good ol' days of glory. :p

I'm sure there are many of us out there. Our time has run out on us at the board. I think I'll just go off and become "Pussy Politiko" again. I think commondreams is going to stop sending me checks if I don't cut and paste some of their articles here more often. :)

Did anyone else hear something??:confused:

;)

Lavy.. I always read your posts.. may not respond.. but i always read them
 
I thought a Monster Cock would be a green, scaly thing that resembles the end of an alligator's tail. And the dirty ones were covered in algae.
 
miles said:
I thought a Monster Cock would be a green, scaly thing that resembles the end of an alligator's tail. And the dirty ones were covered in algae.
i thought a giant cock was a 12 ft rooster
 
miles said:
I thought a Monster Cock would be a green, scaly thing that resembles the end of an alligator's tail. And the dirty ones were covered in algae.

Didn't Monster Cock do battle with Gigan and Godzilla on Monster Island?
 
I'm not and never will be a has been.. I'm a les been.
 
Yes... but MONSTER COCK won... as it always will... because that is the AMERICAN WAY!
 
Never

Again??????????????????

Woman, (man? Trans? Ambi?) I dunno.

(shaking head) Just can't keep up with you!
 
lav

at least you get some kind replies.people are just mean to me.maybe they hate me.
 
lavender said:
I have been watching my threads lately and my posts, etc. I have decided I am a Literotica Has Been. *gasp*

Yes, it's a traumatic thing, but it is true. My threads used to get tons of lookers and posters. But, *sigh*, no more.

Ah, the good ol' days of glory. :p

Ahhh but you'll always get views cause you're a chick.

I never got views in the first palce you see.. so I guess I'm a Never was too

I am wondering what that makes never though... a les been doesn't seem to be right cause I know Les and she aint him.
 
Thank god I'm still in my Lit-posting prime. Dang has beens.


:p
 
You're not a has been, Cheyenne. Remember? You have the fan club behind you.


;)
 
Renegade said:
You're not a has been, Cheyenne. Remember? You have the fan club behind you.


;)
Thanks, Renegade. You're sweet, ya know?
 
Have been told I have my moments of being sweet. I try not to make it a habit.


;)
 
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