Call me Ishmael...luridly and with great vigor.

[soflabbwlvr]

I've got one titled "The Cunt of Monte Cristo" although it bears no resemblance to the source material. But to fit the topic, I suppose that's the one I would do.

 

[sr71plt]

My mind is already spinning one on Othello (and, no, not a GM one): "Odd Fellow," a tragedy in two sex acts.

 

[Handley_Page]

Almost anything by Raphael Sabbatini (Scarramouche, Captain Blood, etc.)

 

[SamScribble]

Beowulf

 

[Handley_Page]

Sir Gawain & the Green Night.

 

[sr71plt]

In the same vein, we could finally see what Lance and Gwinn did in Camelot. (And maybe have Lance and Art do it too, for good measure.)

 

[AMoveableBeast]

I can't believe no one's mentioned Jane Austen's books yet. Surely they'd pretty easily move into erotic territory (and probably already have been). Still, worth a mention. And "Jane Eyre" and others could probably go there easily as well.



I recently read one of a series of books that was based on sexing up aspects of or characters in fairy tales. The first was Alice and the Mad Hatter. It was a romance, and reasonably well done. Alice in this one had a brain tumor, which would cause blackouts, which is how she went down the rabbit hole.

I've read something of the sort. "Snow White, Blood Red" I believe was the title. I think there might have been a series of them. I read them during Study Hall in high school and found them distractingly entertaining.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Imagine what you could do with Dante's Inferno

Like Milton, this definitely offers some intriguing possibilities. Honestly, I would probably buy this book.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Beowulf

Poor Grendel. He just couldn't sleep through the noise from all of that love-making.

 

[PennLady]

I've read something of the sort. "Snow White, Blood Red" I believe was the title. I think there might have been a series of them. I read them during Study Hall in high school and found them distractingly entertaining.

LOL I have at least one of those books, and IIRC, they were put together by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, who handled the Dragonlance books.

The book I'm thinking of -- which is on my Kindle and I'm just a little lazy -- was much more recent, I think. There was the fairy godmother who was worried about "her boys," who included the Mad Hatter, Beast, and a couple of others (maybe Captain Hook?). She wanted to find a woman for each of them. I found it entertaining enough, but wasn't intrigued enough to get the other books.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

I was thinking that "The Poisonwood Bible" would lend itself well to some intense and truly disturbing sexual scenes.

Nonononononononononono

Anything else.

But PB is seriously my favorite novel ever!

LEAVE RUTH MAY OUT OF THIS NO I'M NOT STILL CRYING

*ahem*

Surprised nobody has mentioned the sausagefest Lord of the Rings. Predominantly male cast, ripe for homoerotisism.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

LOL I have at least one of those books, and IIRC, they were put together by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, who handled the Dragonlance books.

The book I'm thinking of -- which is on my Kindle and I'm just a little lazy -- was much more recent, I think. There was the fairy godmother who was worried about "her boys," who included the Mad Hatter, Beast, and a couple of others (maybe Captain Hook?). She wanted to find a woman for each of them. I found it entertaining enough, but wasn't intrigued enough to get the other books.

Truly?

I read all of those in high school, as well. Along with the Deathgate series. Jesus, they had the market covered on horny, violent, nerdy teenagers--like a monopoly on wizard's robes and boners.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Nonononononononononono

Anything else.

But PB is seriously my favorite novel ever!

LEAVE RUTH MAY OUT OF THIS NO I'M NOT STILL CRYING

*ahem*

Surprised nobody has mentioned the sausagefest Lord of the Rings. Predominantly male cast, ripe for homoerotisism.

Too close to midget porn for me, I guess.

 

[AMoveableBeast]

Sir Gawain & the Green Night.

By my troth! It would lend itself quite well to a sultry little bit of seduction. Unless, of course, you meant it to literally be Sir Gawain and the Green Knight. In which case, the idea of brave Sir Gawain being sodomized by a green-skinned zombie knight...creeps me out a little. Which is weird, because it rarely happens. Perhaps chivalry is sacred to me?

Oh, and now I'm thinking of things being done with the outstretched arm--fist, more precisely--of The Lady of the Lake. Bad touch! Bad touch! I need an adult.

I never knew this about myself. Thank you.