Hi Everyone!!
I know that mostly we discuss writing erotic fiction here but I'm sure you all have some funny real life stories you'd like to share.
Ever had a sexual or dating encounter so bad it was funny? I am putting together a book on Sexual Disasters and want your funniest sexual anecdotes and stories for a book I am compiling on the cringeworthy aspects of sex - the side of sex you don't often see in erotic literature or in the movies.
Go here to see the kind of story I am looking for:
http://mommyhasaheadache.blogspot.com/2007/02/one-night-stand-etiquette.html
I am looking for humorous anecdotes about real life sexual/dating experiences from the ridiculous to the totally disastrous (cramps in leg during sex, premature ejaculators, crooked penises etc).
Some of the themes I am looking for:
- worst seduction attempts
- funniest drunken sex
- stories of sexual incompatibility
- worst group sex
- dating disasters (what tipped you off that he/she was nuts)
- one night stand horror tales
- first sex with someone and how you knew his/her poor sexual technique was going to be a deal breaker
- enacting fantasies that go horribly wrong
No payment but this is a fabulous opportunity to get a link back to your blog or website in the book if I feature your story which can be as long or short as you wish. You can of course stay anonymous if you prefer. Please email your story to me giving your name and age or email a link to the story on your blog to emmakcontact@[remove]yahoo.com with FUNNY SEX in sub
Thanks
Emma
xxx
I know that mostly we discuss writing erotic fiction here but I'm sure you all have some funny real life stories you'd like to share.
Ever had a sexual or dating encounter so bad it was funny? I am putting together a book on Sexual Disasters and want your funniest sexual anecdotes and stories for a book I am compiling on the cringeworthy aspects of sex - the side of sex you don't often see in erotic literature or in the movies.
Go here to see the kind of story I am looking for:
http://mommyhasaheadache.blogspot.com/2007/02/one-night-stand-etiquette.html
I am looking for humorous anecdotes about real life sexual/dating experiences from the ridiculous to the totally disastrous (cramps in leg during sex, premature ejaculators, crooked penises etc).
Some of the themes I am looking for:
- worst seduction attempts
- funniest drunken sex
- stories of sexual incompatibility
- worst group sex
- dating disasters (what tipped you off that he/she was nuts)
- one night stand horror tales
- first sex with someone and how you knew his/her poor sexual technique was going to be a deal breaker
- enacting fantasies that go horribly wrong
No payment but this is a fabulous opportunity to get a link back to your blog or website in the book if I feature your story which can be as long or short as you wish. You can of course stay anonymous if you prefer. Please email your story to me giving your name and age or email a link to the story on your blog to emmakcontact@[remove]yahoo.com with FUNNY SEX in sub
Thanks
Emma
xxx
