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[Emerson40]

Do you have someone you wish would stalk you?

Do you feel incomplete unless you receive some attention from that special someone?

Are both of all your racist pals just not doing it for you anymore?

You need the Histrionic Attention Whore Kit!

Learn how to pist 35 to 40 times a day, mentioning your desired in 3 out of every 4 pists.

Pist replies in threads about how you just want him / her to leave you alone. You don't even need to be replying to the one you're seeking attention from! Hashy will show you how.

If anyone gets wise to your game, hashy will show you how to deflect, and insult anyone - all are fair game if they stand between you and your desired!

If people take the incredibly stupid shit you say literally, hashy will show you how to turn tables by just saying 'just joking'.

Find out the secret about appearing super intelligent by using sweeping generalizations and making idiotic assumptions.

Learn to pist about hating disgusting sexual things or posts about kids and families, then do it yourself. hashy will show you how to justify your whackadoodle behaviour.

Start multiple threads about your desired, then ask to be left alone by him / her. Sound crazy?!? It is! But hashy will teach you how it is done.

Call 1-800-ASK-HASH now!
That's 1-800-275-4274.
That number again is 1-800-275-4274.

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WHOA! Wait, there's more!

If you act now hashy will share with you his own personal tips on being the best judgemental twatwaffle on a message board, as well as a guide to his own brand of forum etiquette, developed and used by hashy himself. He calls it "pist as I say, not as I do", and has earned him attention from noobs and board veterans alike.


Also, you are one of the first of any possible callers hashy will send you - as his special gift to you - 4 slightly experienced, chisel-tip Sharpie markers, a dog-eared job-aid to assist you in being even stupider today, than you were yesterday, and a list (in kind of alphabetical order) of big, important sounding words you can use without even knowing their meanings.

Remember, it takes a village to raise a child, but only one idiot can be the village idiot. ~hashtag4

Stop being the board butt, start being the butt of jokes! Call 1-800-ASK-HASH TODAY!

(Offer not valid in Quebec or Puerto Rico, or if you are a Blurt Bitch, E40, RDS et al his alts, anyone who has been mean to hashtag4, or an enabler or endorser of any of the above)​

 

[Emerson40]

Bad credit?

No credit?

No matter! Hashy will tell you anyway!

He'll even tell you what others mean to say, if you can't read yourself!​

 

[Ms_Ann]

Nobody fucking cares.

 

[nerfhearder]

Hello, Hash.
How much kif do I need to make you? Been saving for a while now and I have to admit I don't know what I'm doing.

 

[Emerson40]

Nobody fucking cares.

Oh dear.

What if the thread developed a bit of the fake cancer, maybe start a Kickstarter?

Thoughts?

 

[Ms_Ann]

Oh dear.

What if the thread developed a bit of the fake cancer, maybe start a Kickstarter?

Thoughts?

I think you've ridden that pony as far as it will take you.

 

[Emerson40]

I think you've ridden that pony as far as it will take you.

Got it. Kickstarter was a bit much.

Sometimes it pays to ask the experts.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Got it. Kickstarter was a bit much.

Sometimes it pays to ask the experts.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

[Emerson40]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Your fake cancer of course.


The pony you rode to death.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Your fake cancer of course.


The pony you rode to death.

I can see how that must have been a problem for you.

 

[Emerson40]

I can see how that must have been a problem for you.

How so?

 

[Ms_Ann]

How so?

It's not, you idiot.

 

[Emerson40]

It's not, you idiot.

It's not what, Andy?

I have no idea how you saw anything being a problem.

Are you unable to explain what you meant?

 

[hashtag4]

Hello, Hash.
How much kif do I need to make you? Been saving for a while now and I have to admit I don't know what I'm doing.

I only posted because I saw your name up here earlier on. I don't intend to address the OP.

I've seen you cheerlead the most dubious posters who were ganging upon and attacking people with all sorts of sleazy (as in this case, since the OP engaged in certain behaviors) , racist inuendoes or attacks on their families and so on.
Of course, you typically preface or end your comments with "I'm only saying these because X is a racist" et al.

To pretend that you're superior to many others when you're not better than the bottomfeeders whom you endorse, is disingenuous.

 

[hashtag4]

And this threads beats any other threads in terms of "classy".

It started by derriding a poster who's been trying for 14 months to put an end to cyberstalking of a paraphilic type, and to ask people to stop encouraging it or joining in
- and now it mocks another poster who dealt with a serious and potentially life threatening illness not long ago.

Just tells you about the quality of some of the folks that one comes across on erotic boards.

 

[hashtag4]

Perhaps 2017 is the year hssh and Em finally wave their white flags made from their best knickers, and finally have that Skype date and live in Lit harmony.

Perhaps...

Notwitstanding the lack of taste in your joke, given my history
I've said it many times:

I'm more than willing to let go of any attacks on Emerson & friends, if they stopped engaging in or encouraging the paraphilic stalking.

Just as I did with Que and one or two other posters with whom I disagreed in the past: I'll leave them alone if they keave me alone.

 

[Queertag45]

What a boring, redundant paki.

 

[Emerson40]

And that is just a taste of what you can expect, folks.

Those are actual examples, provided by hashy himself.



Accept no substitutes! Order your Hashtag Histrionics Attention Whore Kit today!


With all the bitterness of judgmental Russian mother-in-law, smarts of empty diesel fuel drum, the hashtag is fun like Gulag in December. ~ Russian Times


Hashtag brings self-victimization to a new, hysterical level, and delivers a performance worthy of a Seeky Award. ~ Mike Hunt, Copyin & Paystin Times

See what all the critics are raging about!

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[hashtag4]

Aww, our most "pollular" and "liked" white trash and married bisexual swinger is diddling his butthole again, by the looks of it

Why don't you crawl back to the porn boards that you migrated from, or stick only with your equally promiscuous trailer trash fans and friends.
Instead of polluting the GB with your promiscuous nonsense and lack of any intellectual aspirations.

I'm certain that there's more than one person among your friends, who's willing to fuck you in your butt.

 

[hashtag4]

Did I mention that, much like Adjudicator and many of the folks who cheerlead him and encourage him when he stalks various GBers (men or women) with shit, he's into the fringe side of BDSM
(the sadistic part which waves consent)?

It's in his posts, GB included. Cause his preoccupations leak wherever he goes.

 

[JohnnySavage]

So Hash is to Emerson as rory is to Ann

This iggy-free week is confusing.

 

[hashtag4]

So Hash is to Emerson as rory is to Ann

This iggy-free week is confusing.

Be careful, otherwise he'll start fantasizing about Your butthole, and will start littering your threads and posts with sleazy and creepy shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hashy showed up and declared war on the GB on its first post. Different name, same game. Nothing has changed in the past year except a few profiles banned, a few more initiated. Yes, all the old posts have been ied out, but ied words does not erase the words. Disrespect for the community and its members, befriending the biggest douchebags on the site, and constantly seeking attention with post after post of bullshit.

Emerson fights fire with fire. There are others. If it wants attention, give it attention. If it wants to make Lit an unpleasant experience for others, make it and unpleasant experience for it.

 

[Froya]

When I first saw this thread, it seemed like overkill, Emerson. It is, really, but it got results, so maybe worth your time?

I understand there's a payoff to pushing someone's buttons, particularly if they're reliable, just to see how long it takes until it stops working. From the sound of it, hashtag's buttons are made by Timex. Just seems that with all the natural opportunities that occur, it's unnecessary to create them.

 

[Libsam]

Hello, Hash.
How much kif do I need to make you? Been saving for a while now and I have to admit I don't know what I'm doing.

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