Cabin Fever

[sirhugs]

He just broke up with his long time lady, so when he gets a downsizing package, he offers to tend a buddy's trapline for the winter- but instead of just checking it weekends like buddy, he decides to stay a the remote cabin until spring.

She is a wannabe wildlife biologist tracking wolf migration for her thesis. She borrows a remote ranger cabin for her base.

by mid February, she hasn't seen another person since new year's - six weeks ago. He has been alone for a month longer.

One day, their paths intersect...

 

[Carnevil9]

The "remote cabin" concept gives me a different idea.

There is this dude, and he is a total sex addict. He doesn't care if it is men or women, beautiful or ugly, nice or horrible, rich or poor. If it walks on two legs, he wants to hump it. His therapist, desperate to help him out, suggests that he spend a month completely away from people. The therapist happens to own a remote cabin in the woods, and gives him the keys. The sexaholic loads up his car with a month's worth of groceries and Whitman and Thoreau books, and heads up there to get his libido disconnected.

Meanwhile, the therapists wife, who is also a therapist, has her own sexaholic patient. This patient is a beautiful woman, who just can't keep her legs together. She will fuck, suck, and impale herself on anything with a pulse. The Lady Doc suggests she get away from civilization for awhile, and gives her the keys to her remote cabin in the woods. Little Miss Horndog loads her car up with a month's worth of rom-com videos and herbal tea, and heads out to the woods.

Of course, when the two sex maniacs find themselves in the same one-bedroom cabin, they begin humping like bedbugs! The spend the month fucking and sucking and everything else they can think of. Eventually they get married and live hornily ever after.

 

[sirhugs]

The "remote cabin" concept gives me a different idea.

There is this dude, and he is a total sex addict. He doesn't care if it is men or women, beautiful or ugly, nice or horrible, rich or poor. If it walks on two legs, he wants to hump it. His therapist, desperate to help him out, suggests that he spend a month completely away from people. The therapist happens to own a remote cabin in the woods, and gives him the keys. The sexaholic loads up his car with a month's worth of groceries and Whitman and Thoreau books, and heads up there to get his libido disconnected.

Meanwhile, the therapists wife, who is also a therapist, has her own sexaholic patient. This patient is a beautiful woman, who just can't keep her legs together. She will fuck, suck, and impale herself on anything with a pulse. The Lady Doc suggests she get away from civilization for awhile, and gives her the keys to her remote cabin in the woods. Little Miss Horndog loads her car up with a month's worth of rom-com videos and herbal tea, and heads out to the woods.

Of course, when the two sex maniacs find themselves in the same one-bedroom cabin, they begin humping like bedbugs! The spend the month fucking and sucking and everything else they can think of. Eventually they get married and live hornily ever after.

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