Byron, you are the devil himself when you're in your cups.

[Byron In Exile]

I thought that a bit unfair.

At first.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cheers!

 

[Aquagal]

Prost!

 

[Byron In Exile]

Prost!

 

[butters]

would these be big cups?

 

[Byron In Exile]

would these be big cups?

Lol...

Define that, sweet girl.

US, metric, or British?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Fucking Southey...

These...

No use wasting it.

 

[butters]

Lol...

Define that, sweet girl.

US, metric, or British?

how about one of these?

 

[Byron In Exile]

how about one of these?

You are deaf and insensate to music.

 

[butters]

You are deaf and insensate to music.

how very rude

 

[butters]

*eats a grape*

 

[dolf]

Lol...

Define that, sweet girl.

US, metric, or British?

uk DD, us D.

 

[Byron In Exile]

how very rude

So you know me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*eats a grape*

I was ready to fix it, and you shot me down.

Enjoy your grapes in deafness.

Probably they come from California.

 

[Byron In Exile]

uk DD, us D.

Stop pining after SeanH, and all will be well in the garden.

 

[butters]

So you know me.

I was ready to fix it, and you shot me down.

Enjoy your grapes in deafness.

Probably they come from California.

not so much shot as archly observed *e-wounded*

don't mock my shitty computer

they don't! they come from Tesco

 

[Byron In Exile]

not so much shot as archly observed *e-wounded*

don't mock my shitty computer

they don't! they come from Tesco

You are so killing my poetic mood.

It's equipment. Just buy it and do stuff.

I don't give a frak about Tesco or Walmart.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm trying to get into a mug at the moment.

 

[dolf]

Stop pining after SeanH, and all will be well in the garden.

actually, he's quite flat chested. pq has a far more pineworthy chest.

 

[dolf]

ps. stop sulking already! big baby.

 

[Byron In Exile]

actually, he's quite flat chested. pq has a far more pineworthy chest.

ps. stop sulking already! big baby.

Um... okay. Now, I've seen guys where I think, oh, I can understand that... because they're handsome and stuff. But, for a straight guy, it's more like, "wow, I'd like to look like that..." — and why?

Because the chicks fucking rule everything.

From the dawn of human history.

 

[dolf]

Um... okay. Now, I've seen guys where I think, oh, I can understand that... because they're handsome and stuff. But, for a straight guy, it's more like, "wow, I'd like to look like that..." — and why?

Because the chicks fucking rule everything.

From the dawn of human history.

this is years ago. do you really think it's sane, still having your undercrackers in a tangle over a one off shag almost three years back? really? I've shagged two other men since that, if you want something else to pout about. one of which, were we both tie free, I would shag again with gusto!

I know it's a wild and crazy concept but... I like sex, so sometimes I have it.

 

[kbate]

really? I've shagged two other men since that,

taint. right?

 

[Byron In Exile]

this is years ago. do you really think it's sane, still having your undercrackers in a tangle over a one off shag almost three years back? really? I've shagged two other men since that, if you want something else to pout about. one of which, were we both tie free, I would shag again with gusto!

Oh, you misinterpret me completely.

My undercrackers are well, and I knew then and now that you'd shag anyone and everyone. That's not a big deal.

I know it's a wild and crazy concept but... I like sex, so sometimes I have it.

That's... yeah. Wild and crazy. I've lived in California all my life, and never heard of such a thing.

 

[Byron In Exile]

taint. right?

She lives in a gingerbread village.

This is her lashing out.