By the way, I'm *achoo* sick

[KillerMuffin]

I'm hateful when I'm sick and I hope you all get it.


Not really.

I just wish I wasn't sick cause I smell like mentholatum and el-Stud "OUCH It's too tight!!!" Muffin won't fuck when I'm sneezing. He doesn't even care when I tell him that sex is the best cure for a sinus infection.

And I have a test in Chemistry tomorrow.
And I have a test in calculus the day after.
And I smell like mentholatum. I am so not picking myself up a hot college boy stud to break in this way.

 

[Never]

Mentholatum?

Can't the StudMuffin just go down on you? That wouldn't hurt.

 

[lovetoread]

Poor thing.

I'll trade you a killer bladder infection for your sinus infection.

Whaddya say?

 

[LordMagicMan]

Poor thing.

I'll trade you a killer bladder infection for your sinus infection.

Whaddya say?

So is there where your obsession with pee comes from? *curious gaze*

 

[ExLimey]

Okay, how do you want your temperature taken? Orally or rectally?

 

[Starfish]

*hands you tissues and some soup*


I am sorry you are sick muffin. I hope you get better soon.

 

[Siren]

 

[Guest]

 

[lovetoread]

So is there where your obsession with pee comes from? *curious gaze*

No, but its really ironic that I gots one, dont ya think?

 

[Never]

If I were a sick baby, I'd be pissed if someone shoved a thermometer up my ass.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I use the tried and true hand on the forehead method. Which doesn't always work because I also use Cheyenne's tried and true hot, hot, hot washcloth on the sinuses pain relief remedy.

I've got some cranberry juice. You got chicken broth? Swap ya.



I'll have to run that by the StudMuffin. He's listening to the house of hair and that usually gets him horny. Well, most everything gets him horny.

 

[modest mouse]

Mental Illness makes you cough?

 

[Never]

Most everything but two guys doing one another - the world just isn't fair, is it?

 

[patient1]

OK, Muffie. I'm assuming you can't take Nyquil, or Ibuprofen & pseudophed , for reasons of availabillity, drug reaction, or you've already maxed out on them, and you'd still gouge your own eyes out to relieve the pressure if you believed it would work...


Horseradish is the best herb for decongesting & & suppressing the pain, if you happen to have it or hot mustard or cocktail sauce, inhale it, ( which may be a challenge if you're congested)&/or eat it, because the fumes help open your nasal passages into your throat. It works fast.

Another option is to put some ground ginger & tobasco in a cup of tea & drink it. It will help a lot. It tastes bad, but if you've got bad sinuses you can't taste much anyway....

Then there's always heating some whiskey in the microwave, it decongests, disinfects, & dulls the pain, but you can't use alcohol, can you?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Anything with alcohol is out. I'm sure there are some OTC drugs I could take for sinuses, but which ones would interact with my dilantin, I dunno so I stay away. Tylenol is my friend.

You know, horseradish just makes sense. It's like eating radioactive cardboard, but it sure sandblasts the hell out of your sinuses with electrons. It's not that bad, yet.

My humidifier and I are going to be very close in the future.

 

[PacificBlue]

I'm sorry your sick. Yuck.


I hear mentholatum is an enduring scent after age 80.

 

[Cheyenne]

I use the tried and true hand on the forehead method. Which doesn't always work because I also use Cheyenne's tried and true hot, hot, hot washcloth on the sinuses pain relief remedy.

Ah, haven't you heard? I've upgraded! Washclothes cool off too quickly. Now I have a "bed buddy" thingie. I bought it for $9.99 on the internet. It looks like a long sock with handles on either end, and is filled with something like rice. I put it in the microwave for just less than 2 minutes and it stays hot for about 45 minutes! Works GREAT on headaches, especially the bad sinus kind where my ears hurt, too.

 

[Never]

My mother has one of those. They're heavy, great for laying on your head but not for hanging on your neck.

 

[Cheyenne]

My mother has one of those. They're heavy, great for laying on your head but not for hanging on your neck.

It works for your neck, too. I put it around my neck and sit in the lazy boy with it.

 

[Never]

I'm not saying it doesn't work on the neck. I'm saying if you hang it around your neck, the heaviness can make it uncomfortable.