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Chantilyvamp

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Okay I have gone completely over the edge! :D:D My sister sent me one of those name two of this that and the other emails and I have been near pissing myself answering it. Maybe not as funny as I think but I have laughed so hard my sides hurt and tears ran and laughed even more when i hit send to her friends and mine.

My answers for your amusement...happy saturday night and I have to stop being bad lately. *giggles hysterically* :D

Subject: I want to hear back from you!
> > If you opened it, you have to do it........................
> >
> > Two names you go by
> > 1.*****

> > 2. Bitch


> > Two things you are wearing now:
> > 1. birthday suit
> > 2. handcuffs

> >
> > Two of your favorite things to do:
> > 1. riding
> > 2. sex

>
>
> > Two things you want very badly at this moment:
> > 1. see question above
> > 2. keys to the handcuff

>
>> > Two favorite pets you had/have:
> > 1. stud muffin
> > 2. I need more than one?

> >
> > Name two people who will fill this out:
> > 1. stud muffin
> > 2. well seriously after my answers probably no one;)

>
> > Two things you ate today:
> > 1. sausage
> > 2. coque au vin

>
> > Two people you last talked to: (other than co-workers)
> > 1. eviltwin ~ I swear she just won't shut up in my head
> > 2. stud muffin

>
> > Two things you are doing tomorrow:
> > 1. hobbling
> > 2. roflmfao

>
>
> [Hide Quoted Text]
> > Two Favorite Holidays :
> > 1. National Nude Day
> > 2. spank me friday
> >
> > Two Favorite beverages:
> > 1. coke
> > 2. jack daniels
> >
> > Two Goals for 2008:
> > 1. escapology
> > 2. Do not answer these types of questions after taking a pain pill


*roflmao* And yes I fully expect my mother to tell me off tomorrow:D:caning: Bad chantily leave the natives alone! :D
 
I did something similar on MySpace today:

If You Were ...

A Vegetable: Habenero pepper. (Too hot for most. An addiction for others.)

An Animal: I've recently been labeled a wolf. I'll stick with that.

A Fruit: Grapes. Soooooooo versatile. From wine to raisins.

A Color: Orange.

A Household Object: A vacuum. (Draw your own conclusions, there.)

Article of Clothing: A thong. What else? Wedged in your crack, but feels soooooo good.

A Drink: Absinthe. Exotic and mysterious.

A Famous Person: MLK, Jr.

A Film Character: Indiana Jones.

A Cartoon Character: Can't get much ornerier than Bugs Bunny -- and he cross dresses, too!

A Car: Toyota Prius, of course.

A City: Pittsburgh or Baltimore. It's a coin toss.

A Country: Costa Rica

A Mythical Creature: I've been compared to a Kauri. Works for me.

A Chocolate Bar: Bars are for conventional people. I wanna be a chocolate-covered cherry.

A Book: The Stand ... or one of Heinlein's Lazarus Long books

A Sport: Luge. Slippery, fast, and horizontal.

A Word: YES!

One of Your Family: My oldest child.

One of Your Friends: Can I make a collage of 'em instead? They each have their strengths, and I'm greedy.
 
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