Buttfucking

[Purple Haze]

Tell me about it......

 

[scylis]

i hear front lawn butt sex is good, but i havn't done any myself.

 

[ilovewriting]

I think it is just vile.

 

[dickE]

BUTT DARTS!! Loads o' fun. Try it

 

[phrodeau]

Butt + Butter = Buttest

 

[Ginny]

Butt + Butter = Buttfest

 

[katori]

Consider, before telling someone to butt out, that you may want them to butt in. Or to butt in and out rhythmically and repeatedly.

 

[lovetoread]

Havent tried it.....






yet.

 

[RawHumor]

Havent tried it.....

yet.

Hey, did you finish that story?

You can PM me if you'd like.

Oh, and so that this isn't a mini-hijack.

Ummmm... Just a spoonful of astroglide makes the squealing go down.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I wanna buttfuck a spammer with a Howitzer.

 

[RawHumor]

I wanna buttfuck a spammer with a Howitzer.

That'll take a lot more than a SPOONFUL of Astroglide!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I plan on using rubbing alcohol. It's cheaper. And we wouldn't want the Howitzer to get a spammer disease.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Front lawn butt-sex. Butter-buggery. Howitzering the hemorrhoids. It's all good.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Is that all you ever think about?

 

[miles]

Re: Re: Buttfucking

Is that all you ever think about?

People who ask that are usually looking for some kind of approval.

 

[lovetoread]

Hey, did you finish that story?

You can PM me if you'd like.

Oh, and so that this isn't a mini-hijack.

Ummmm... Just a spoonful of astroglide makes the squealing go down.

Gotcha.

Astroglide.

 

[Rambling Rose]

People who ask that are usually looking for some kind of approval.

Or reproval. Validate my ticket, miles. It's that kind of day.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

How many times do I have to say this, astroglide dries tacky!

Try Eros body glide!

 

[glamorilla]

http://www.treasuresbysherry.com/images/store/exotic/analease137x200.jpg

A benzocaine base gel that helps ease the discomforts of anal sexual activity. By applying a small amount on the rectum, this cream helps desensitize and relaxes the sphincter muscle. Anal Ease allows finger or penis penetration with greater ease and enjoyment. Can also be used as a numbing gel for plucking eyebrows, removing splinters, a toothache, or just any discomfort

Don't leave home without it.

 

[lovetoread]

Ya learn something new every day.

 

[Summery]

How many times do I have to say this, astroglide dries tacky!

Try Eros body glide!

I have never had that problem.
Maybe I am doing something wrong?

 

[phrodeau]

So what's wrong with a little tackiness?

 

[marksgirl]

The most intense form of fucking around!

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Maybe it's just me, but isn't a lube that dries tacky like an oxymoron???

 

[lovetoread]

Ya know,if its taking you so long that it dries....maybe its not the lube that is the problem.