Buttfucking Poll

My buttfucking opinion

  • I orgasm while buttfucking

    Votes: 12 18.5%
  • I'd like to try buttfucking

    Votes: 11 16.9%
  • Buttfucking was unsatisfactory

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • Michael Jackson sucks

    Votes: 9 13.8%
  • I will never buttfuck

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • I want to buttfuck Britney Spears

    Votes: 14 21.5%
  • I want to buttfuck Frank Gifford

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I want Purple Haze to buttfuck me

    Votes: 8 12.3%
  • I want to buttfuck Purple Haze

    Votes: 5 7.7%
  • I want to rub scrotes with Problem Child

    Votes: 2 3.1%

  • Total voters
    65
oh my Purple ... yikes ...

i had no idea you were an ass man, dear .... lol ... no seriously ... ;)
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Fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go round.
~Queen~
 
Quick Song....

I want to fuck a butt
But it's got to be a girl
Not some old lady
Or some dude - make me hurl

I want to fuck a butt
That brown ring of chocolate fun
I want to fuck a butt
But not one with the runs

I want to fuck a butt
But wonder if I'd fit
I wonder about pushin' to hard
And her dumpin' a big old shit

I want to fuck a butt
And make her cum and cum
I want to plug'er rectum
Right between'er twin young buns

However? (However? Get the humor there?)

If I some day fuck a but
I would so like it to be clean
I would like her so to love it
Then she could make me cream
 
That was a toughie, Purp.

While I'd really, really like to buttfuck Brittney Spears, I finally had to choose to vote that Michael Jackson is more of a weirdo.

Tough choice though.
 
My choice isn't up there. My choice is to have a nice dinner with some friends and play Pictionary. Why isn't my choice up there? My choice isn't up there.
 
Dick, it was funny the first 100 times. Go bury yourself in the wreckage.
 
I agree with DCL, although I don't have many friends, and I suck at Pictionary. There seem to be so many options...
 
Um...you're an ass who really needs to DIE as painfully as possible?
 
Butt ...

<jumping up and down and madly clapping>

oh yipeeeee yipeeee ....

i wanna play pictionary too .... :)

you guys crack me up ...

... and that was such a nice song, Sparky .... it would truly make for lovely dinner music dear ... and who knows - maybe it will even make it to muzak ...

oh good gravy, this is just getting a wee bit too ass-inine ... hee hee hee
 
Hazie

I, um... well maybe I should send you an e?

;-)

my choice is to rub scrotes with PC
 
ok ...

now i am really bumming out ...

this thread could be a lot cheekier .... ;)
 
Isabella Thorne has attached this image: art

That woman must have serious problems scratching her pebble, if ya know what I mean.....
 
WOOHOO!!!!! Buttfucking Britney's in the lead. Tough one, though. I couldn't decide between Britney, Micheal, or wanting to be butt-fucked. It took me about 30 secs. to think it over. New choice, EgoMan needs to be SERIOUSLY fucked.
 
Pebbles and Bam-Bam

well XXplorher dear ... i would imagine that the "hands" are interchangeable ...

i mean why wouldn't they be, n'est-ce pas?

ha ha ha

scratching her pebble? it took me a while to figure that one out ... lol ... no seriously ... i never heard that expression before, cheri ..
 
AHA! I see she has some octopi/mechanical beast thingy to do the work FOR her. No worries then, eh. Hehe heh
 
Isabella being a cartoon freak i'm wondering
where did you find those pics?
 
Buttfucking

Isabella Thorne---I thought "Fat Bottom Girls" was in a verse from
a song by Bob Seager! I may be wrong.It is one of my favorite
songs.Did you ever hear "Turn the page"by him?Yeas,I am dating
myself and NO,I haven't posted lately.Alot of the remakes are
good;but;not if you have heard the original."Metallica"has a
remake of Turn the page.It is pretty good,but not if you listened
to the original for years.I have been Biking for over 40yrs and that
verse about coming in from the cold and hearing people talk about
you under their breath, really hits home.Especially, if you are by
yourself and just have to keep your mouth shut or get your ass
kicked. Tom Ahern
 
Fat Bottom Girls

eh, Tommy? Bob Seger? non non cheri ...

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

I've been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me

Now get this
Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes

~Queen~
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yikes Fly .... i am so sorry dear ... i am not sure where i got those pics ... i have a few erotica illustrations like that saved in my puter which i found in various sites or else people sent them to me ... i hope you enjoy them ... and i can post more if you like when i get home ... cause i am at work now ... and i don't have naughty pics like that here ... ;)
 
ahh i understand, don't want to carry pic like that around in public :)

Sure if you don't mind uploading some from home, that would be nice. And they don't have to be erotic or anything. I just flip over cartoons :D got into them at around 7 years old and still go nuts over well drawn art.
 
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