Buttfuck poetry...

[Purple Haze]

Anybody got some?

 

[Monazwx]

I thought you did.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm working on it...

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I had one called "Buttdarts," but I seem to have misplaced it.

 

[HeavyStick]

I don't feel like sorting it out

buttfuck

 

[Purple Haze]

I don't feel like sorting it out

buttfuck

I clicked one lead, and got THIS!

http://bookcase.bianca.com/shack/bookcase/sub/posts/2002_Jul_01/33893/33893.html

 

[Jim_Henson]

I just like you av, haze.

 

[Purple Haze]

I can dig it...

 

[Debbie]

http://www.wcooler.com/rp2p.cfm?WorkID=496

"Dr. Suess On Anal Sex
by: Mr. Angry
I do not want it in a Tree,
I do not want your cock in me,

I do not want it in the ass,
Thank you but I think i'll pass,

Anal sex i will not try,
I'd rather take it in the eye,

I do not want it in a car,
You know you won't get very far,

I do not want it Sam you see,
No anal sex now let me be, "


lol

http://www.nerve.com/poetry/Pearlberg/analHaiku/

And a small contribution from me.

I have an ache in my asshole
Hungering for some hard cock
A fingering won't do at all
This anal itch for some dick
It's driving me craaazy
Ream me big boy,
Make it hard and fast
Till I scream out your name
As you strain for the payload
Just call me a buttfuck wanton slut

 

[Purple Haze]

Bitchin'!

 

[phrodeau]

Peckers are red
Sphincters are wrinkled.
You go in lubed
And come out stinkled.

 

[Kitte]

Once there was a randy lass
Who liked to take it in the ass
Oh yes and More were her pleas
bending over on her knees
Give it to me up my bum
Darling look at how I cum
No need to beg for her tight ass
For she is a willing anal lass!


This bit of bad poetry has been brought to you by insomnia.

 

[horny_giraffe]

Lust is an asshole waiting to suck me in
You say it’s a sonnet I say it’s a sin.
Swamps of shit through which I wade
trying to make it work.
Who's the selfish prick?
Fine, I say do it your way, bitch.
Pure buttfuck poetry.

 

[glamorilla]

i fuck mens butts and i cannot lie
you other brothers want to try
when a firm one walks with a chisled waist
get that round thing in my face....

 

[horny_giraffe]

Good one, Sir Glam-a-lot.